Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009

This place is really doing it.

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goosman
Jun 3, 2017, 8:35 PM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

Continuing my drive after an absolutely terrible visit to another club, it was now in the 4AM hour, and after some good visits to Cheetah Hallendale during the day shift, I decided to pull off the highway and see what the crowd was like at this time on a Friday night (I drove by here about 3pm earlier in the day and it was packed). Well the parking lot looked packed to the gills, and my PL curiosity was piqued for hopefully a palate cleanser from an earlier visit from a gawd awful club that shall not be named here to sully this review.

I paid the 10.00 cover and walked in. Stepped into the club, took one quick look on the nice Cheetah Hallendale beauties and immediately, my palate was cleansed. At this point, I only had a limited time so I was moving about the club quickly trying to take all of the talent in. All 5 stages were going at this point. The girls were the standard Cheetah Hallendale talent, pretty & curvy, but not overly so on either point. Just good, solid, you will find something that you like strip club material. Lots of girls not on stage but just out & about topless, which you don't see much here. I was approached a girl who said she was from Hungary. I've heard about the Eastern European talent here but the first time I've ever seen one. Not my thing though, especially when I look up to my left and saw this absolute "Letter S" type monster on stage. I didn't come into the club with the intent to get a lot of dances, or even money for a lot of dances, but after I saw her fat ass, my inner PL monster rose, like Godzilla hitting the shores of Japan.

Somebody was going to dance on my lap. I sent a decent tip up to her on stage, which will usually have the dancer come check you after she is done with her set. So she gets off stage, and I'm waiting like a like a fat kid outside the ice cream shop on the first day of summer. But she walks off over to the main stage where she starts throwing money on a dancer next to some huge fat dude. So I wait some more (Oh I will wait on a fat ass), and eventually she goes off to table dance on his fat ass. Now I wanted to wait for that ass some more, but I had limited time, and the thought of catching her after she's been all over his fat sweaty ass seemed unappealing.

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