Left without getting shot, so that's a good thing I guess

Oh Boy where do I start. I've had some conversations with my mentor, the esteemed Papi Chulo about this club, and he's told me that this club is never going to be what I want it to be. And while PC's club knowledge is absolutely spot on, nevertheless a hard headed PL has to find out for himself. It seems that this club hits its peak Late night, and I've never been able to go there at that time. So when the opportunity for a Friday night 3am visit presented itself I took advantage.

I've been hitting some more upscale clubs lately, and while that satisfies some urges, that want I have to see some big fat asses, popping to some reggaeton and rap music goes unfulfilled, which will set me up for a visit to PTs. While driving up there I saw that Booby Trap Doral, one of my go to clubs, was absolutely packed to the gills, but nevertheless I continued my fools errand to PTs. I park my car on the grass across from the club. I get out and my first thought is "So this is how a Hialeah 3am'er - discussion board thread begins". That was the feel outside. Bounce comes up to me and wants a 5.00 parking fee (for parking on the grass off your property??).

This should have been a quick clue No.2 not to proceed. But nevertheless, he persisted. Get a pat down at the door (appreciated here) and go to pay. I'm trying to hand my 20 to the door girl, but she is distracted with something going down in the club (Sign No. 3), finally she takes my full 20 and waves me in. Immediately I realized what I should have known 25 dollars ago was a mistake. (why I also bought the 5.00 bottle of water I'll never know).