Good, but not PL friendly like I'm used to
I've been wanting to check out Club Climaxxx a while & finally had the stars align where I could make a visit so I passed through on a Sunday afternoon. I arrived at about 4:30. Parking lot was mostly full, but there was still some spots (timing is critical on this, When I left later on parking was dire). Walked to the door and a guy ahead of me got sent away from the door for wearing a tank top I assumed (or maybe a hat not sure, but he got sent away). Got a frisk at the door. Many times when I'm getting a pat down, I think about where I could have had a weapon & gotten away with it. Not here. Guy checked EVERYTHING, I'm pretty sure if I was hiding a blade between by cock & nutsack, he separated the junk to see if one was in there. Entered the club, no cover at that time.
Upon entrance there is one stage in the middle of a large rectangular bar. There is some seating to the right, and what looks like some sort of VIP area to your left. Seating is very limited and once the bar fills there is a lot of standing. At that time maybe about 10 girls, but that gradually grew over time and by when I left, a little after 7pm there were probably about 25. When I first arrived it just seemed like a neighborhood bar, were there was one girl dancing. Girls are wearing a wristband, as proof that they've paid their house fee. Apparently girls will try to sneak in the club & dance w/o paying the fee. Girls were not circling around & most were sitting at the bar with a customer. Pet peeve of mine, is when there is a one stage club, if you don't like what's on the stage, if the girls are just sitting around there is nothing to look at. Also for whatever reason the club is in a dead zone for my cellphone so I couldn't occupy my time with that. I sat at the bar, near a dancer who I expected would start chatting me up but no. Drinks at this time were 3.00 beer, 6.00 liquor. I think that pricing ended at 6pm, but I'm not sure. Bartenders where very attentive, and if it even seemed like you had a thought about getting another drink they were one you. No one getting dances, and while I saw a few that I'd like to get dances from I really didn't feel like being the only one getting dances. Eventually a dancer came up to talk, slimmer than I wanted but pretty face, and I enjoyed chatting w/her. Seeing as how this was a first visit I was looking for a dancer to talk to and give me the lay of the land. No matter if I was attracted to her or not, she was going to get some dances/money from me because I appreciated the schooling. So she talks to me about the dances available, how the club was run, and how it compared to other clubs. 5.00 table dance where she is not supposed to contact you; 10.00 lap dance where there is two way contact; 25.00 Lap dance in a beaded off section (with pretty good chairs - the classiest lap dance area, I've seen down here, but no privacy between the chairs, or really from the rest of the club aside from a 4ft barrier & the beads).
A thick one that I've been looking at, who was sitting with a guy the entire time gets on stage and is looking good. I ask the dancer about tipping etiquette here. You can throw the money on stage in the air, or you can lean over & hand it to the dancer. Do NOT ball the money up & throw it, considered rude. Anyway, I decide to lean over & hand her some bills and she passes by once & doesn't take it. I ask the dancer I'm with what's up with that, she said the dancer is pissed because she was sitting with that guy for a long time & he wasn't tipping any real money. Dancer on stage took off, went to the dressing room & I never saw her again. So I decided to get the range of dances from my dancer. First started with the 5.00, then moved to a couple of 10.00s. Started clothed & gradually moved to nude. Dances were OK, certainly not a lot of grind at all, and for as much as we'd been talking & seemed cool before & after, she seemed really distant during the dance. She got called up to the stage before we could move to the 25.00. Pretty good performer on stage/pole, and I threw money on stage a couple of times. Like most black clubs, dancing/stage performance is important. Lots of active dancing & pole tricks on stage. There still is an art form here. There was a very fit dancer who essentially held her whole body up at one point on the pole with her underarm & slid down. When my dances gets of stage, she changes her outfit & then returns. Then they have something called "Up Time" where all the dancers are required to go up on stage. Cool because you get to see all the girls, but weird because there isn't enough space on stage for all of them, so it ends up being a weird gaggle (this event is actually for the DJ, as he gets any money that ends up on stage during this time-dancers hate it). We go for the 25.00 dance and there is a chain blocking access to the area. She goes to get some assistance and apparently after 8pm you can only get dances there if you buy a bottle, but it's before 8pm so we're good (seems like an asinine way to keep girls from getting more money, in an effort to send more money towards the club). Lap dance is frankly not what I'm looking for in a dance much more performance, not much grind and again very distant (she said she was a part timer, and it kind of seemed real). Paid her for her services and we hung out a little after. By this time it's after 6pm, and the club has filled out a lot more with customers & dancers. Now it feels like a strip club more than a neighborhood bar. Lot more girls & a lot more asses now. Some dude is getting table dances from two girls at the same time and basically it's just two nice round asses shaking in front of him, and I'm behind enjoying the show. So this is what I came for, but at this time I need to get going. That was until I saw two Letter S types walk through, and I made way to get at them. Unfortunately they got locked down pretty quickly, so after waiting a while another dancer came up to me. Pretty face & while not a monster enough ass so I said lets go. She tells me that she prefers to do her dances back in the (25.00) lap dance area, but they cost the same as out on the floor. So we go back, and there is a couple (male & female) back there both getting a dance from a bigger girl, with huge tits & the largest ass I've ever seen in a strip club (it was fake though). So my dancer starts and she is much more of the traditional lap dance grind that I'm used to. No stick shifting, but good grind and lots of up close showing of the kitty. I got two (by my count), and ask her how much I owe. She says 15.00. Now to my recollection she over counted me, however I admit one of the songs was really long. But seeing as how, in any mixed club, I'd be out 50.00, if not 75.00, I didn't quibble, and gave her 30.00. She kind of looked at me for a sec, and I told her it was for her. Gave a decent tip to both dancers and both seemed appreciative. At this point, the club is jumping, and now a lot of guys are getting the "wall dances" where they're standing up & the girls are bending over grinding in front of them, but I do have to go. Also of note the customers at this point are about 65%male/35%female. Song length seemed to be the full song at the beginning of the night, but noticed it seemed to be getting shorter as the club got more jumping.
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