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It was that time of the day where, I either sat in traffic on my way home, or I stopped, got a beer, saw some ass & titties, and waited out traffic a bit. After some deliberation with some clubs in the area, I decided to make a stop at Cheetah Hallandale, and I'm glad that I did. I went here once prior on a Monday evening and it was just passable to make a return visit. I've passed by here a few times on the after work time frame, and it seemed to have a bit more going on. I arrived at about 5:45. No parking fee, and no cover charge. The girls at the front counter looked at me silly, while I was waiting for the charge, finally telling me no cover. I go in, and get a beer, which was either 2.50 or 3.50 (was like a 16oz bottle, so even more value). Waitress came by offering Pizza at some point. The usual Cheetah Hallandale set up was going on: Two girls on the main stage & one at each bar, doing the usual three song rotations clothed, topless, nude. Girls were wearing little mini dresses. While not as much clothing as the slutty cocktail dresses as some clubs, it's still more clothing than I like to see. Kind of a drawback for some girls, and may cost them some money. A few I really wanted to see what they had going on bodywise, but the dresses covered enough that you couldn't tell. If they never got on stage, you never saw what they had, and I could see them losing out on some dance money in the process, with someone not wanting to take a risk. About 20 girls, and it seemed as if more were coming in. Body shape ranged, I remember the girls being on the slim slide, but they seemed a bit more curvy on this shift, although the weight was still towards the slip. Only two 9s, with the rest in the 6-8 range. Only one that was close to the "Letter S" types that I love so much, and with the extra clothing its hard to make that out. Decent amount of fake boobs, 1 or two fake asses, but not overly plastic-ie. Girls mostly Latina, but seemed to be a decent variety (i.e. not all Cuban), a couple of white girls and a couple of slip AA, with one near Letter S. For an early Monday evening, I thought the girls were doing a good job on the stage dances. Over time, I could literally hear the day shift turn to the evening shift, as the music shifted from a classic rock/80s pop vibe to more current music & reggaton. There was a girl who was visibly/awkwardly trying to dance to one of the older songs.
(Side Note: I know a lot of people here don't care for rap music or reggaton, but it's what the girls want to dance to. Watch the difference in some 20yo Latina trying to awkwardly dance to Guns N Roses Sweet Child o Mine, from when she is throwing her ass to the latest Drake song. It will change your life, and even if you don't like the music, you'll at least get it)
There is a tip rail on the main stage, which was fairly open so if you wanted some individual attention for your dollars it could be had. Girls seemed friendly, and would engage in some time spending rather than the rushed "wanna dance". I did get that from one as she passed me by, but she at least gave me two good stripper handshakes to go with it, so if you are going to go with the wanna dance, that is the way to do it. I saw a couple people getting table dances at the bar, one of which really raised the bar for creepy old man groping. I came after work, with a time frame to return home, which means two things: One-I don't want to leave reeking of smoke; and Two-I can't go home smelling like dancer-which eliminates any dances, at least good ones. After about an hour, I had to force myself to leave because I was beginning to smell of smoke and frankly I wanted some dances from a few girls (a couple of hardbodies caught my eye, along with an AA who was close to being a Letter S type, and an older Colombian who might have had a banging/meaty body under that dress, but you just couldn't tell-damn those dresses). Before the bad decision train left the station, I made my way to the exit. Got on the highway & flew home-timed the traffic just right. But I didn't want to leave, which is the sign of a good clubbing experience.
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