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I can’t tell you damn dirty apes how long it has been since the lion, the dugan, and I have gangbanged a hairless ape whore. I’m worried about my buds. Have any of you apes reached out to them? Sometimes…
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I have some buds flying in from Dubai and they just posted to social media! https://www.srviral.com/p/volando_en_primera_clase-37507.html While the rest of you mundanes are all bent out shape with the “wah wah wah I hafta wear a mask but imma rebel so…
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I thought I’d see what the personals were about. Maybe see if John Smith’s former DS was posting. Then I saw a used masturbation device for sale. Who does that? Squawk!
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Or rickgenda, if you will. What drives the ricks? Stories about fucking sexy hairless ape whores, driving drunk, and exposing the sad sad snowflakes who would rather discuss politics than whores. We will share our wisdom, expressed via “the system”…
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You apes are mostly hairless anyway. Why not go all the way? Squawk!
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Clearly that Bandit asshole has some issue with light-skinned hairless apes taking dark-skinned hairless ape penis. Probably jealous because all hears about his own penis is laughter followed by the female saying "yeah, that's the biggest I've ever seen" followed…
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What the fuck is wrong with the hairless apes? My lion bud asks me to keep track of the more egregious misbehavior of hairless apes by reading the net, but this is seriously fucked up. https://caseyanthony.com/high-crimes/pangolin-princess-posted-her-foodie-adventures-with-endangered-animals-to-social-media/ Really? Pangolins should be off limits.…
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More than hairless ape lives at the very least. There are just too damn many of you apes on the planet. The glorious cat revolution will thin your herds. Squawk! However, I've asked my cat buds to leave some of the…
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Title says it all. Squawk!
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He feels that you hairless apes are a bit more boring than he expected. I've told him the quality of the exchanges on here varies and that it might be at a low ebb now. Squawk! Perhaps we can work together…
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hoo...hoo.... rickdugan, or rickthehairlessape as I refer to him, has warned me about you. You are currently viewed as an enemy of the council of ricks. The council of ricks comprises the smartest and most badass members of the planet's…
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Some of you know that the council of ricks is extremely busy trying to manage world events behind the scenes. It is difficult to find sufficient time to deal with Brexit, deal with the ongoing debacle of an election in…
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Damn right there are too many damn threads already. Squawk!
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You never go back. How many of you agree? BTW, I'm talking about black vultures. I don't really care about hairless ape skin color.
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TUSCL gets a lot of weird old guys that pretend to be young women. We had a guy pretend to be an 18 year old that liked to have sex with geezers. Squawk! So I'm just curious if you're for real.…
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My lion bud said he'd go all wildebeest on any hairless apes that don't apologize for using the speciesist term "catty". However, I'm not disappointed to come here and see an absence of contrition. After rick gives the culprets a…
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I said some hurtful truths yesterday. It was the George Soros mind control that triggered the brutal truth telling. Soros has been in an epic battle with the Council of Ricks and the Lizardoid people for control of the planet.…
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Basically anybody who has insulted a rick, be it rickdugan, rickthelion, ricktheshark, or me. That includes, but is not limited to, 4got2think, twentyfive, ATACdawk, and Chili Palmer. Squawk! Don't think we'll do it? Have you idiots heard anything from Dougster in…
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You should all aspire to yumminess my hairless ape friends. Why not feed the world after you leave the world. That's the ticket! Squawk!
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He's planning to have a natural funeral when he dies (see PM below). How many of you want to follow his lead? Squawk! Lol, deal --Original Message-- You look delicious. I bet a week in the North Carolina summer sun and your corpse…
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After rickdugan of course. He's the smartest hairless ape I've ever met. That's the ticket! rickdugan has given me his opinions, but I want to see how many of you are even close to being as smart as rickdugan. Squawk!
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Please share any intel. That's the ticket! I need intel! Squawk!
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Squawk! My best buddy rickthelion is busy planning the upcoming cat revolution so he asked me to check in the the crazy perverts on this site. Alas, the council of ricks has been unable to convene a meeting where we have…
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