Rick party!!!! Squawk! Squawk!

I have some buds flying in from Dubai and they just posted to social media! srviral.com

While the rest of you mundanes are all bent out shape with the “wah wah wah I hafta wear a mask but imma rebel so I’ll put on just below my nose and just look like I don’t understand how masks work” bullshit I’ve been livin’ free and easy - like my fellow ricks!

But it is still good to see my buds chartering a flight to party with me. Some hairless ape hookers are getting beaks in unspeakable places. Squawk! Squawk!

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