Used Fleshlight for sale... WTF?

Are people trolling the personals section? SMH

Trolls gotta troll.

I prefer monkey business.

It is well known that the vast majority of internet trolls are female zebras. Well, it’s 80% female zebras, 10% homeless crabs with internet access, and 10% disturbed hairless apes. So my bet is that a female zebra thought it would be funny to troll the personals. I FUCKING HATE ZEBRAS.... ROAR!!!!!

I don’t have VIP status any more. but if anyone is interested I have a bridge for sale

^^^

I smell a zebra trick. 25-ape you get an email from somebody claiming to be Nigerian royalty? Did said “Nigerian Prince” ask you to post that? And how many hairless apes have used said bridge as a masturbatory aid?

Rick minds wanna know! ROAR!!!

Are you a zebra pretending to be a lion or a giant lowland gorilla every one knows that bridges are a great investment opportunity you put up a tollbooth and charge as much as the traffic will bear.

Unless there was a photo of the flesh light - I’m hoping it was a misspelling - and it was a used flashlight for sale (batteries not included).

But, female hairless apes have odd senses of humor.

My used Fleshlight’s are like 80% new I only use the first 20% quite a bargain if you think about it

Hey times are tough you have to save money every way you can. Only used 40 times...i mean thats like a weeks worth of use...sounds like a win win if you ask me LOL.

A surrogate mom may have use for that fleshlight, assuming all the 'evidence' hasn't been washed out of it.

SanchoRG

Here's hoping your used Fleshlight is at least 30" long.

daaaang, what's a Zebra??