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True adherents of the rick agenda

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rickthevultureBlack vulture lives matter! Squawk!

Or rickgenda, if you will.

What drives the ricks? Stories about fucking sexy hairless ape whores, driving drunk, and exposing the sad sad snowflakes who would rather discuss politics than whores.

We will share our wisdom, expressed via “the system” with all of you. You’re welcome.

Squawk! Squawk!

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MackTruck

Good story bro

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nicespice

I thought the Tesla was driving

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SirLapdancealot

It sounds more like a trick agenda. Or trickgenda, if you will.

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ATACdawg

All the accumulated Rick knowledge? You men like

? I guess that sums it all up....🤪🤪🤩😜

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Subraman

It would be fitting if we could keep this thread going as a place where people could come seek rickvice, seek therickpeutic counseling, share trip rickports, and generally receive commentary from the various assembled ricks. Just a dream of mine.

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twentyfive

And maybe we could share info about BBDD, just a thought ?

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Cashman1234

This is where SJG will get all of his clubbing advice. Definitely a windfall for one member.

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rickthelion

You are correct ATAC dog. We ricks will indeed fill in the blanks for the hairless apes and for other creatures that post on TUSCL. If you yourself had something to fill in you might qualify as a junior rick, like the puppy.

However, you shouldn’t fret; having many blanks that need to be filled in is normal for dogs. Dogs are creatures whose primary skill are kissing up to hairless apes and licking their own balls and asshole. The mere fact that you will to have the blanks filled in by the ricks shows that you are trying to be more than just a lapdog.

Good boy. ROAR!

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rickthelion

However, I should add this for Cash-ape: watch yourself. You may get yourself on the wildebeest list for showing insufficient rick respect. Or rickspect, if you will.

San Jose ape may have mental health issues but he tries to give the ricks proper respect in his own deranged way. We ricks respect effort on the part of the mentally ill.

We may be assholes but we aren’t 100% complete dicks. We’re ricks after all. ROAR!!!

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Cashman1234

My post was not intended to insult the Ricks. If any member of the Ricks found my comment insulting, I apologize.

Best regards to all members of the Rick posse.

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Subraman

That's a solid rickpology right there

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Cashman1234

SirLDAlot - that’s funny! Luckily I’m not Asian...

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Cashman1234

That’s just wong!

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san_jose_guy

The Tesla's always have to drive. But it still needs to stop at filling stations to get more E85 fuel for the Ricks to drink.

SJG

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American Carnage: On the Front Lines of the Republican Civil War and the Rise of President Trump
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Rio Carnival 2019 [HD] - Floats & Dancers
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Paris - Moulin Rouge show and dinner
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san_jose_guy

And don't be fooled, the Ricks may have to high rise top floors, like Manhattan and Frankfurt, but there are powers behind the Ricks.

SJG

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san_jose_guy

BREAKING! Russian Military TROOPS To Be Deployed In Syria
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Syria, Turkey, Kurds, ISIS & Trump & Putin, and how the Middle East unravelled in murderous chaos
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SJG

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