Comments by rickthevulture (page 4)

With that said, I do appreciate knowing what kind of dancers are at the hairless ape clubs. You hairless apes aren't as evolved and enlightened as the vultures and lions. Black and white clubs can be very different. Moreover, there are times when I need a dark-skinned female hairless ape to lick my cloaca. Mostly I like the young blonde spinner apes but sometimes I need a girl ape that I look at and say baby got back. Squawk! Squawk! You apes need to get your racial animus under control! Squawk!

Well, I do have some complaints about the racism on this site. Why are all of the clubs on here hairless ape clubs? You guys have a million reviews for Follies and that is appropriate because there are some sexy female hairless apes that will do some pretty hardcore stuff there. However, there are some nice vulture clubs along US 19 north of Atlanta. All of us gathered around a rotting deer carcass and watched the sexy female vultures do a little dance and get down. We vultures aren't racist at all. We had black vultures dancing next to turkey vultures. Hell, there were even a few female turkeys dancing. Squawk! And what about the male hairless ape PLs that want to lick some sexy female vulture cloaca? How will they find the good vulture clubs and find the really dirty birds? I'm dismayed and I'm filing a complaint with the council of ricks! Squawk! Squawk!

I could go either way on immigration but I agree strongly with ski bum regarding health care. Squawk! There are too many of you hairless apes on the planet already. What is the point of trying to save the sick, old, and injured? Squawk! Just let them die by the side of the road, decay in the sun for a bit, and then they will be yummy yummy yummy in my tummy tummy tummy! Squawk! Remember, #blackvulturelivesmatter but hairless ape lives don't. Squawk!

I recently spent some time in Miami with Kate England. Squawk! But the bitch did me for free. She said that once a sexy female hairless ape has gone black (vulture) she never goes back. Squawk!

Besides, Dougster isn't a rich tough guy. He's a marked man for his anti-rick agitation. Squawk! The council does not take threats lightly. A certain lion will be visiting Dougster very soon. Then Dougie will hear a word that chills him to the bone. Squawk! A word that rhymes with schmildebeest. Roar...cough...squawk!

Unfortunately, female swallows aren't as whorish as you would think. This is true for many songbirds. I tried to do the old cloacal kiss with this female cardinal and her stupid red boyfriend tried to mob me. Squawk! I kicked his ass rickystyle but his girl, beckythecardinal, still wasn't much fun. I decided to fly off and hook up with that female hairless ape that calls herself poledancer and posts on here. Squawk!

The council simply views TUSCL as a convenient means to reach the average hairless ape. It is effective for this reason. Squawk!

She's not up to council of ricks standards. And she's clearly nuts. Squawk!

Vince and dirtyass boy, this was not authorized by the council. Squawk! ricktheshark reports that this attack was perpetrated by jackthelemonshark. That guy is a serious douchebag. Squawk!

Wow, this Bandit clearly has some insecurty about his little ape penis. All of you hairless apes suffer from tiny penis syndrome yet you insist on bragging about your penis size. Who the fuck do you think you are? Barnacles? Squawk! No big deal though. I don't care if the light-skinned hairless apes hate the black-skinned hairless apes. I just thought he was criticizing light-skinned female hairless apes for having black vulture boyfriends. If he gets pissed about that I'm going to have to get my lion bud to go wildebeest on his ass! #black vulture lives matter Squawk! Squawk!

What does fair mean? My lion bud often wrestles with hairless apes. He gets them in a room and says "hey wildebeest, you're gonna die!" Squawk! Then he leave the choice parts in the sun a few days for me to eat. Then the rotting hairless ape is yummy yummy yummy in my tummy tummy tummy. Squawk!

By the way pole dancer, have you ever licked a vulture's cloaca until he jizzed in your mouth? You haven't lived until you've tasted vulture jizz. Squawk! When I come to your club you'll recognize me. I'll be the handsome black vulture wearing a suit. Squawk!

I don't know. My dad flew back into my life when I reached sexual maturity and he said "son, let me introduce you to the joy that is a slutty female hairless ape licking your cloaca". I haven't looked back since. Squawk!

Not to worry hairless apes. If Trump wins the council of ricks will seize control and save you. Squawk! If Clinton wins we'll act behind the scenes to control her. Squawk!

By the way ski bum, my lion bud said you criticized his education. Not cool. First off, he's a rick so you should show some damn respect. I mean really, you're a damn dirty ape. Squawk! Second, his education was far more rigorous than your education. Could armed hunters kill you if you don't accomplish your tasks for the day? Squawk! As for me, I went to Carrion U. They have high standards. You might not get in. You have to have at least 1420 on the SAT to be admitted. You also have to eat a whole rotting armadillo. Squawk!

What part of Asia is she from? I recently met this beautiful Gyps bengalensis whore but she was from the Indian subcontinent. I suspect you're not including India in your definition of Asian though. That whore had the most beautiful white rump. Squawk! Remember #BlackVultureLivesMatter

You've got to make her respect you man. Squawk! Tell her that she WILL like your cloaca until you jizz in her mouth. Then she will swallow your jizz. Squawk! That how I treat female hairless apes and it always works. Squawk!

Cinereous. Squawk! Unless you're actually a Cinereous vulture you shouldn't call yourself Cinereous. Squawk! That bitch was a female hairless ape born in Atlanta. WTF? Squawk! #RealBlackVultureLivesMatter

I really do not understand this hairless ape obsession with skin color. Squawk! That said, I could understand a "no Turkey vultures" policy. Those guys are disgusting. Squawk! #BlackVultureLivesMatter

You hairless apes are so focused on skin color and hair color. I don't understand this obsession. Squawk! I'm much more interested in the question of whether she likes to swallow vulture jizz. Perhaps you could ask whether she does. Squawk!

I feel you're likely to exist Nina. Squawk! The real question is whether you are indeed a female hairless ape that removes your cloting for a living. I'm fairly certain that you are. Squawk! Regardless, I'm absolutely certain that you're not a female wildebeest catfishing us. Female wildebeest are the worst. Squawk!

I'd give her beak in a New York minute. Squawk!

No. Squawk! I prefer four day old armadillo road kill for breakfast. That stuff is yummy yummy yummy in my tummy tummy tummy. Squawk!