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9 years ago
Here's my WTF moment. A girl just asked me out and I think she's a lesbian. Hmm. Maybe she's bi?
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9 years ago
Ya gotta know your audience Juice. Should have offered her $25 and a bucket of extra crispy instead!
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9 years ago
If you call it a neighborhood and not a hood, it can't be that bad. Most places I've been to have been in industrial areas or strip mall areas and not too shady.
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9 years ago
Yeah, I'm nice when I'm mean.
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9 years ago
Is today SJG day or something? I guess we don't have to celebrate April fools day now, since we already did today.
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9 years ago
Sooner or later there will probably be an article about a fellow inmate serving him a 6 inch salami sub with extra mayo.
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9 years ago
Oops, they must have sold out.
Just kidding. KB Home doesn't sell stripper poles. Not that I'm aware of anyway.
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9 years ago
A lot of new homes are being built with stripper poles pre-installed. It's the new thing.
www.kbhome.com/design-studio/stripperpole
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9 years ago
If the brunette didn't have the giant tattoo and the boob job, I'd be her new RIL.
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9 years ago
I would give them a call at (512) 929-3558 to be sure, but I believe most BYOB clubs will:
1. Allow both beer and liquor.
2. Require you to buy ice from them and also mixers.
3. Allow you to share with the dancers
4. ? Not sure on this one, but I've seen people just carrying in cases of beer and bottles of liquor. They probably don't want you bringing in a cooler, since they want to sell you ice and don't want a bunch of ugly coolers sitting around their club.
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9 years ago
I agree Londonguy. Kind of like the old version of Playboy. Sure, the hot naked women were the main attraction, but the articles and celebrity interviews were also interesting. I can see Shadow's point though, since there have been a LOT of political threads lately. Probably too many. However, it is election season and both Trump and Clinton are polarizing candidates, so I can see why.
Fyi, I'm independent and have voted both sides of the aisle over the years.
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9 years ago
Damn...
Officers reported the 33-year-old Russell was reluctant to open safes, saying they contained guns and marijuana that he had for personal use.
Russell told detectives he smoked "a lot of weed," the arrest report said.
Almost 5 ounces of marijuana was found in jars and plastic bags in varying amounts, the report said, including one large Ziploc bag containing more than 4 ounces.
Police said 12 guns were seized, ranging from handguns to a shotgun and assault-style MP5 and .223-caliber rifles.
Four of the handguns were registered to Russell, the report said.
Most of the weapons were found in a bedroom vault safe, along with 17 multi-dose "bars" of the anxiety drug Xanax and seven capsules containing small amounts of methamphetamine, police said.
One loaded .45-caliber handgun was found in a master bedroom nightstand drawer, the report said.
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9 years ago
There should be some sort of certification process to avoid false advertising, like certified pre-owned in the car world. An official LMP inspector will have to analyze the pussy to verify that it is LMP. Right now it is caveat emptor.
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9 years ago
There's a sign out front advertising free lays and you walk in really hoping it means free potato chips.
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9 years ago
Ha ha. That's awesome. The traffic light just turned green. Have fun.
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9 years ago
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TiburonEvery woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
rh48hr +1
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9 years ago
Shadow, my read on this is that the girl feels pretty comfortable around this guy and doesn't do extras in the club.
If so, she may be afraid to have sex with him ITC or give him a BJ, because she's worried about being caught by security and getting fired. Since she feels comfortable around him, I don't think she's too worried about her safety OTC. In fact, I think she'll be more comfortable, without the fear of being caught doing extras ITC and losing her job. So, I think she's more likely to give him a BJ or have sex with him OTC.
I could be wrong, but just my 2 cents.
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9 years ago
I think it's worth trying at least once. Even though it's a better deal for her, it's also a better deal for you. It's much more personal than being in the club, without security, cocktail waitresses, managers, and possibly cameras around.
She'll probably be more relaxed not being in her work environment, so the dances will probably be even better, and possibly lead to sex.
If she did start to lead you on by promising more, at that point, you could ask her to be clear about what exactly "more" means, so you don't get robbed.
Good luck and have fun! Let us know how it goes.
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9 years ago
I thought the Bangladesh Fudgepackers was the name of a cricket team.
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9 years ago
I might be in Detroit in August.
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9 years ago
Interesting.
Alternate answer to #21:
http://theedollhouselive.com/
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9 years ago
hey ashton, ilbbaicni is trying to pimp out your girl
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9 years ago
Ha ha! Truth.
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9 years ago
Good question. In general, I have no interest in a threesome unless it's two women and me. The idea of crossing swords creeps me the hell out.
However, in the scenario you described, if it was my dream girl (currently Ruth Kearney or Katrina Bowden), I would be interested, as long as the other guy never touched me in any way.
It might be tough to perform at first, but once I started touching and licking her, I'd probably be able to focus on her alone and I think I could perform.