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Comments by DaOnion (page 10)

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    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Ministering to Uber drivers
    He's probably a partner in a law firm by now and no longer has to work 80 hour weeks. The 25 year old kids fresh out of law school do a lot of the grunt work for the partners. Just a guess. Or, he could be an in house lawyer for a corporation.
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    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Ministering to Uber drivers
    Trailer for the John Smith movie. Coming soon to a theater near you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU4ReVEemN0
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    9 years ago
    JamesSD
    California
    Who would you rather?
    It depends. If the 7 was my type (spinner body) with at least a cute or fairly pretty face, I'd choose B. If the 7 wasn't a spinner or wasn't that attractive, probably A.
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    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Fat Girls
    Ha ha.
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    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    You're a Stripper Teacher
    That's awesome. Great clip.
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    9 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Kissing/Proper Etiquette for Kissing
    I'm still pretty new, but I'm starting to experiment with this too. When the girls are going nose to nose, getting very close lip to lip, or even brushing their nipples close to your mouth, I've starting going for it. I'll start slow, with maybe a peck on the cheek or lips or brush my lip against her nipple. Then, I'll see how she responds. She'll either go with it, change positions, or politely say no kissing. Sometimes I'll start kissing somewhere else on her body, like her stomach or neck and see how she reacts. If her signals say no at this point, I won't try again. However, if she continues getting close after that, I'll escalate things a bit. This has led to me making out with a dancer's boobs, but I haven't tried DFK yet. I've never been to an extra's club, so I imagine it's a lot easier there.
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    9 years ago
    What SJG's great "work and play"' organization will look like.....
    Ha ha. Channeling his inner SJG. ^
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    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Fat Girls
    "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen (full disclosure: not personally into the fatties) Oh you gonna take me home tonight Oh down beside that red fire light Oh you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round Hey I was just a skinny lad Never knew no good from bad But I knew love before I left my nursery Left alone with big fat Fanny She was such a naughty nanny Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me
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    9 years ago
    What SJG's great "work and play"' organization will look like.....
    twentyfive, did you get into the moving business or did the packers hack your account?
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    9 years ago
    TheeOSU
    FUCK IT!
    Shortest strip club visit!
    Funny. That author should be charged with a crime too. She spelled his name differently several times. Is the guy's name Dauer or Bauer?
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    I agree with shadow cat
    Yeah, it's starting to get ugly up in dese here parts of da interweb.
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    9 years ago
    jester214
    North Carolina
    OT: March Madness!
    Ha ha. I usually do pull for Louisville though, when they are eligible.
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    9 years ago
    jester214
    North Carolina
    OT: March Madness!
    I have Louisville vs. SMU in the final for my bracket. Oh, wait... Make that Carolina. Tarheel blue.
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    9 years ago
    Ch3ll
    Arizona
    Ex Stripper Turned Judge Found Dead
    @DandyDan: Oops, I missed the part of the article that mentioned no foul play. My bad.
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    9 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Getting my pockets picked
    These stories suck, but I'm grateful for the warnings. I appreciate everybody sharing their experiences here to help protect us TUSCLers. That's hilarious Papi. That would be a funny look.
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    9 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    Please wish me well
    Congratulations dude. That's awesome. Best of luck.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    $2 bills
    I hate getting $2 bills as change, but at least at a strip club, you can use it quickly as a tip or toward your next drink. What I hate more than $2 bills though, is brand new $1 bills. Buy a beer with a $20 and get $13 in ones back that all stick together. Annoying. First world problems.
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    9 years ago
    Ch3ll
    Arizona
    Ex Stripper Turned Judge Found Dead
    This is sad. Curious to see if they find the motive behind the crime. Hopefully they catch the perp. It's especially impressive that she achieved this success in public office without disavowing her past. I guess it helped that she won in Vegas, where they are more tolerant of vice.
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    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    I don't mean to preach but
    Winchell's is pretty damn good even without the weed. Taco Bell not so much.
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    9 years ago
    After spending the last 6 hours at Baby Dolls, I realized something.
    Was there from afternoon until early evening. Lots of girls the whole time. Bav, I'll pm you the names of the 5 girls I got dances from. All new to me. Papi, think I'll stick to strippers. Both are expensive, but strippers seem a little less dangerous. :)
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    9 years ago
    After spending the last 6 hours at Baby Dolls, I realized something.
    I might go broke and die prematurely if I combine the two.
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    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Phoenix this weekend
    Won't be there this weekend, but hope to catch you at Hi Liter next month. Do I get to see a picture of the DS too? Curious to check out what this femme fatale looks like.
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    9 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    San Jose Guy
    Some of the things he says are interesting at times, even if I don't agree with them and they are off the wall. If we could get a Cliff's Notes version of his posts. Say, a 50 word summary, instead of 1,000 words, I might read more of them.
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    9 years ago
    Do you club or live in bad neighborhoods?
    Bvino, I can't believe somebody stole your toaster! Crazy. Also, not being able to get a pizza delivered to you is shocking. Growing up in suburbia, that's such a foreign concept to me. Glad you survived it and got out of there.
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    9 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    Would you believe me if I told you I got sex from a pornstar?
    +10 for Shadow's girl