Comments by DaOnion (page 10)

He's probably a partner in a law firm by now and no longer has to work 80 hour weeks. The 25 year old kids fresh out of law school do a lot of the grunt work for the partners. Just a guess. Or, he could be an in house lawyer for a corporation.

Trailer for the John Smith movie. Coming soon to a theater near you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU4ReVEemN0

It depends. If the 7 was my type (spinner body) with at least a cute or fairly pretty face, I'd choose B. If the 7 wasn't a spinner or wasn't that attractive, probably A.

Ha ha.

That's awesome. Great clip.

I'm still pretty new, but I'm starting to experiment with this too. When the girls are going nose to nose, getting very close lip to lip, or even brushing their nipples close to your mouth, I've starting going for it. I'll start slow, with maybe a peck on the cheek or lips or brush my lip against her nipple. Then, I'll see how she responds. She'll either go with it, change positions, or politely say no kissing. Sometimes I'll start kissing somewhere else on her body, like her stomach or neck and see how she reacts. If her signals say no at this point, I won't try again. However, if she continues getting close after that, I'll escalate things a bit. This has led to me making out with a dancer's boobs, but I haven't tried DFK yet. I've never been to an extra's club, so I imagine it's a lot easier there.

Ha ha. Channeling his inner SJG. ^

"Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen (full disclosure: not personally into the fatties) Oh you gonna take me home tonight Oh down beside that red fire light Oh you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round Hey I was just a skinny lad Never knew no good from bad But I knew love before I left my nursery Left alone with big fat Fanny She was such a naughty nanny Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me

twentyfive, did you get into the moving business or did the packers hack your account?

Funny. That author should be charged with a crime too. She spelled his name differently several times. Is the guy's name Dauer or Bauer?

Yeah, it's starting to get ugly up in dese here parts of da interweb.

Ha ha. I usually do pull for Louisville though, when they are eligible.

I have Louisville vs. SMU in the final for my bracket. Oh, wait... Make that Carolina. Tarheel blue.

@DandyDan: Oops, I missed the part of the article that mentioned no foul play. My bad.

These stories suck, but I'm grateful for the warnings. I appreciate everybody sharing their experiences here to help protect us TUSCLers. That's hilarious Papi. That would be a funny look.

Congratulations dude. That's awesome. Best of luck.

I hate getting $2 bills as change, but at least at a strip club, you can use it quickly as a tip or toward your next drink. What I hate more than $2 bills though, is brand new $1 bills. Buy a beer with a $20 and get $13 in ones back that all stick together. Annoying. First world problems.

This is sad. Curious to see if they find the motive behind the crime. Hopefully they catch the perp. It's especially impressive that she achieved this success in public office without disavowing her past. I guess it helped that she won in Vegas, where they are more tolerant of vice.

Winchell's is pretty damn good even without the weed. Taco Bell not so much.

Was there from afternoon until early evening. Lots of girls the whole time. Bav, I'll pm you the names of the 5 girls I got dances from. All new to me. Papi, think I'll stick to strippers. Both are expensive, but strippers seem a little less dangerous. :)

I might go broke and die prematurely if I combine the two.

Won't be there this weekend, but hope to catch you at Hi Liter next month. Do I get to see a picture of the DS too? Curious to check out what this femme fatale looks like.

Some of the things he says are interesting at times, even if I don't agree with them and they are off the wall. If we could get a Cliff's Notes version of his posts. Say, a 50 word summary, instead of 1,000 words, I might read more of them.

Bvino, I can't believe somebody stole your toaster! Crazy. Also, not being able to get a pizza delivered to you is shocking. Growing up in suburbia, that's such a foreign concept to me. Glad you survived it and got out of there.

+10 for Shadow's girl