Comments by DaOnion (page 12)

In online dating, just about every guy is looking for a hot woman. The flip side is, the majority of women are looking for doctors, lawyers, etc. So, you are the cream of the crop and will see better results. That's why all of these women are messaging you first. If you were to message women first, you would get a much better response rate than the 25 to 1 mentioned above. If you were to message only the hottest women and women younger than you, you might get a response from 1 out of 7 or something like that. I've had your experience where a lot of women messaged me first, but many of them weren't all that attractive. I usually message only the prettiest women and I usually get a reply 1 out of 10 times. Online datings sucks, but I'm tired of the bar scene.

SJG man, you are one stubborn dude. You act like you are the smartest guy in the room all the time. Anytime somebody disagrees with you, you assume you are talking over their head. Face reality dude. You aren't the smartest guy in the room and not everything you say is correct. Peace.

http://www.businessinsider.com/likelihood-of-getting-a-response-in-online-dating-men-vs-women-2013-7 "Generally speaking, an average straight man will have to send 25 messages to women his own age to procure one response, while the average straight woman will have to send 5 messages."

JS, with just about all online dating, the prettiest women (even the older ones) are getting chased by a ton of men. Some of them get hundreds of messages every week. I've been on dates with some pretty women who I met online and they would mention how their inbox would be "full" from so many messages and they had to delete some, to make room for new messages. With all that said, you can expect they are getting asked out constantly, and probably dating at least a few guys until they find what they want. So, it's possible she's also seeing a wealthy doctor in addition to you. Or, she may have a date with a guy 10 years younger than you also. It's hard to say. She may be keeping her options open until she feels a real connection with someone or someone commits to her. Hard to say.

New show on Netflix called Flaked is pretty good.

+1 Mr. Deuce. Or, I guess +2 Mr. Deuce would be more appropriate.

I actually think this is kind of interesting. I'm curious to see the answers. I knew about 7 of them. I liked #21. I thought I was the only PL that would have known that. They have some talent at that club too.

Transportation to the club and a pocket full of $.

Estafador: https://www.nyu.edu/life/student-life/getting-involved/fraternity-sorority-life.html https://www.cc-seas.columbia.edu/reslife/fraternity_sorority/

Got your lingo wrong. No such thing as a frat club. NYU & Columbia might, but not sure.

Seriously though, I don't know. I'm sure someone here will give you good advice. I think if you start chatting up someone at the bar and show your interest, they'll be direct with you. It's probably best to let her give you a price first and then you can counter offer.

Bend at the knees, so you don't throw your back out.

I was bored, so I signed up for Tinder tonight. One of the first profiles I saw was a hot chick whose bio was short and sweet. It read "Fuck it. Let's play." Ha ha.

Yes

Yeah, if you're using smoke signals, you have to use Lyft and not Uber.

Good question.

I'd have that same concern too Subra. If she stole the tv or something, they could hit your credit card with charges a lot more than $60. Also, other liability like you mentioned above. Tough situation and probably one he wasn't anticipating at 1am though.

Ha ha. Not at all. You are far more intimidating. I remember you threatened to knock out SJG's teeth!

At least you weren't on this flight: A brawl involving multiple passengers on a Spirit Airlines flight that had arrived at Los Angeles International Airport from Baltimore on Wednesday was caught on camera by a passenger. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/spirit-airlines-passengers-fight-airplane-baltimore-los-angeles-california/

Interesting bvino. This guy probably had a job like yours then. Glad some of you enjoyed the story. Thanks.

Only 9, due to very long term relationships and being faithful. I'm hoping #10 is a 10, but will settle for an 8 or 8.5.

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

I'm not a violent person, but I'll add: Justin Bieber, Gordon Ramsey, Dane Cook, Floyd Mayweather, and Donald Trump. I'd need one of Trump's steaks to hold over my eye after Mayweather beats the crap out of me though.

New meaning to the expression "she's got him by the balls." Ouch.

I second Kanye. It's not cool to hit a woman, but I wish someone would bitch slap Kim, especially after she was bragging about how rich she is this week. Fat ho.