Comments by Confucious

Most people with half a brain don't sign up for a strip club website using their real name. I think you're the only person in the history of TUSCL to do that and then ask the founder to change it later. Keep entertaining the people Randy.

You should write Nina another poem. I think she's really close to marrying you now. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=39100 BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Deflect and deny. Nice try. You've been outed. Again. Deal with it. And quit being an asshat.

DoctorPhil aka Clackport aka Missionary aka Ranukam aka P whatever... Why are you such an asshat? Afraid to post your mean comments under your main user id, so you use aliases. You come off as jealous, bitter, and pathetic. Fix your own life and quit bashing others.

If you had the flu, your body probably lost a lot of electrolytes. Soup and gatorade should help. Maybe some boiled potatoes, cabbage, and vegetables too. http://www.freedrinkingwater.com/water_health/health1/1-gatorade-or-water-for-the-flu.htm

Merry Christmas and Happy Festivus for the rest of us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbfMmCf5-ds

No way I would wear one. I wouldn't wear any strip club related clothing in public. If the shirt came with a free lap dance, I might buy one for the lap dance and then donate the shirt to Goodwill.

Brilliant is good, but I agree that variety is the spice of life and makes things interesting. Why not mix it up a little? Brilliant! Smashing! Superb! Nooooice! Outstanding! Fantastic! Tremendous! are all good options in my opinion. Keep us guessing. Then, when you do use brilliant! it will be more appreciated.

Black stockings with black lace bra and panties are the hottest to me. Anything tasteful and sexy works though. I once read that clothes make the man, but women make the lingerie. I think this is true. If a woman has a hot body, she'll look great in just about anything that fits well. As long as it's not really tacky.

Tie them to your shoe lace, so they rest on the top of your foot, but don't touch the floor? You won't lose them and they won't interfere with your lapdance.

^^^^ well said Papi. Also, the OP has a gun in her stocking or garter. Probably don't want to piss her off.

That's a nice little streak. Personally, I appreciate going to clubs more when I take at least a week off between trips. To each his own though. If you can afford it, are enjoying it, and it's not causing problems in other areas of your life, then maybe it's okay. If you are not sleeping enough, it's hurting your work performance, adversely affecting your personal relationships, or causing a financial strain, then maybe it is too much. I think deep down, you know the answer, one way or the other.

^^^ Exactly.

Dump the red stockings. Fuck the brunette. I prefer black stockings.

Plus, those hot tubs are breeding grounds for all kinds of bacteria, with all the warm water. Don't need no hot tub rash afterward. No fun.

For whatever it's worth, here's my recipe for successful sex, which has led to countless female orgasms over the years, Slow, passionate kissing and foreplay, which builds up in speed and intensity until she's practically, and sometimes literally, begging for it. Then, sit in a comfortable chair or on a couch and have her climb on top. Let her ride you at her own pace and go at her own rhythm. While she's riding you, make out with her, kiss her neck, caress her face and hair, slowly move your hands down her back, grab her butt and hold it with two hands while she rides you, lick her nipples, and suck on her boobs. Let your hands roam all over her and lightly finger her clitoris while she rides you. Keep at it and she'll have at least one and probably more than one orgasm. The best part is, from this position, you can see and feel her entire body in all of it's glory and see the look on her face when she has this amazing O. Do this enough and you'll get good at timing your own orgasm, so you can achieve the ultimate success of simultaneous orgasms. Kind of like synchronized swimming, but much better, when you have simultaneous orgasms.

Nice. Smart and sexy.

TUSCL: The Ultimate Strip Club Louisville. Has a nice ring to it. There's one in Fayetteville on that list, for under $500k, but land not included. A college town is probably a good place for a strip club. Louisville and the University of Arkansas probably both have a lot of hot students that need to strip to pay tuition.

Getting a FREE glass of ice to go with my $5 bottle of water.

Ha ha. That would be a big parking space. I was thinking hotel rooms on the second floor of the building. If it's going to be the ultimate strip club, it should be perfect.

It might be fun to be an investor or like a 10% owner in a club. Then you could hang out at the bar as a customer, but all of the strippers would treat you like an owner. For any problems that come up, you could refer them to the manager on duty. Best of both worlds maybe?

TUSCL should open up a branded TUSCL Ultimate Strip Club. All of the regular posters here could have their own chairs with their names engraved on them. People would visit from around the country! Rick Dugan could offer one day seminars on the System for only $99. I think this could work. We'll even have special van parking spaces for SJG and Juice.

No, was just curious. Yeah, I'm sure the asking prices are high, because they expect people to offer less, so they want a high starting price.

The BBC dubbed him the “most hated man in America.” Jacked up the price of a lifesaving pill from $13.50 to $750. He said if he could have done it over, “I probably would have raised the price higher. When Hillary Clinton tried one more time last month to get him to cut the cost, he dismissed her with the tweet “lol.” Confucious say bad man getting justice.

Confucious say "tis better to give than receive." Receiving ain't bad either though.