Biggest strip club accomplishment to date
Clackport
Washington
It's obviously entirely possible that she's giving me the SS. I doubt it though, she's Latina, she's more into the Latin guys and white guys. She's a EDM music kind of girl. Anyways, I think I'm pretty close to getting to getting the pussy. We have a OTC date set for next Wednesday, if everything goes right I'll be nailing that Latina pussy Wednesday night.
I've had some decent strip club accomplishments like having a threesome with two strippers OTC, retiring a stripper (only to have her start stripping again when we stopped fucking), I've made it thunderstorm in the club to help the single mothers and to boost the economy at the same time.
If I fuck this Latina though, it will be my biggest strip club accomplishment to date. Wish me luck!
Also, what has been your biggest strip club "accomplishment" to date?
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- I've gotten extras at very-tightly-patrolled militantly-no-extras clubs, including several times right out on the floor at the table (a fun story yet to be told!), with my jacket thrown over my lap
I have some minor ongoing non-stripper ones, such as:
- I always go to the club with both my ATM card and credit card, and manage to exert the self-control to not raid them, even though I'm pretty often buzzed (if not drunk) ITC
- I've gotten friendly enough with bouncers that: there was one who would text me when a particularly hot new girl got hired (he knew my taste exactly), there have been a couple who I could text directly to ask about the lineup (and who wouldn't lie), there are bouncers who absolutely DO NOT check the VIP room if I'm the only one back there (I have a fun little story about that)
Only other thing in my limited resume is somehow having dancers remember me after 4-5 months (with no VIP: just dances). Many dancers don't remember what lipstick they're wearing, while they're wearing it...so somehow reaching the level of face recognition with them hundreds or thousands of guys in between visits somewhat counts.
@GMD- The goal is to convince her to fuck for free. I'm only three years older than her. I just gotta remember to treat her like a civilian, and not a stripper.
i guess my answer is getting to meet some TUSCL members
SJG
@shadow- Lol nice
@Vince- it must be a sign?
@subrman- nice
I guess another accomplishment of mine is never getting kicked out. I've been so drunk at times and done stuff to warrant getting kicked out. One of my friends got literally picked up and thrown hard out of the club by a bouncer. After I saw that, I knew I didn't want that ever happening to me, so from then on I never got drunk at the strip club again.
Other than that, turning out two former favorites. GMD's "knife through warm butter' comment aside, we all know that some girls are tougher than others. Each one was a hot as fuck Italian girl who swore up and down for months the she would never do it. Good times.
Second sticking my dick into a black girls ass in the dark corner of the club
Thirdly i got a blow job in my van right outside the club
Fourteen finger gang bang a stripper at the bar with a nother customers i did not know
Fifth fucked the door girl in the pussy in the men's room while the bathroom troll watched out for us
Sixty got balls deep in a VIP three sum with a friend of mine
Sevanteenth got head in the DJ booth from a bitch
Eightball coming soon in 2017
First lasted 4 months
Second lasted 8 months
Third lasted 26 months
I don't say I made it all the way thru "Titanic" without walking out of the movie theater.
Or, I ate 8 brats at a Milwaukee Brewers game.
Or, I sat in the first row of an NBA game and survived LeBron falling on me.
And the MILF is one I guess you could call "free" since I don't pay her for our OTC dates, even though I still get cheap dances from her in the club. That and I work my ass off when we do meet. My tongue is generally tired and sore for three days afterwards.
As I've said before, there's no such thing as free sex. You're paying for it somehow, even if not directly with cash.
I was spending hours and hours in our local no touching clubs and then having fun at the underground Mexican bar table dancing shows back when he was still a married family man.
SJG
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