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Comments by Tiburon (page 46)

  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    chessmaster
    Illinois
    Asian dancers
    There's no Asian strippers in NY but then again their too pale anyway. I'd love it if a Indian Guyanese or just a straight brown skinned south Asian women would come up to the stage. It would make me a happy shark
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    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Blow job preference
    No hands bitch. I can help myself nut with just her mouth. I don't need her jacking me off. It makes it harder to make the BJ last.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Anyone notice some dancers wearing Halloween contacts when it's not Halloween?
    Half the time I don't because I'm too busy giving back shots...but I'm a sweetheart. The other half I'm making out with them and giving them good digits....though I never take down THEIR digits mwahahahahahaha
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Dancer ethical dilemma
    Choose A, strippers are flakey hoes who don't even keep commitments with themselves. Fuck Debussy
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Joke of the day
    heheheh, that's funny
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    9 years ago
    Timex345
    Illinois
    Hooters
    @subramanI feel like you just agreed with me on every point but just wanted to make a counterargument that I have no disdain against. But when it comes to drinking for me, we usually only hit the bar when one of our small list of bar hopping buddies really wants to hit the bars for beer. Otherwise most of the time we're more of a "lets buy bottle at the liquor store because it's severely cheaper" type of crew. And if we aren't already hanging out with ladies, we can just...invite them over.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Timex345
    Illinois
    Hooters
    @subraman who really wants to sit down and do "extensive research" just to find better alternatives to hooters. Just go to the strip club and don't leave the bar. Or just don't waste time worrying about that stuff. You're watching a game anyway right?
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    9 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    SC shower-rooms ?
    I bring strippers to my place all da time. And since I have a shower at my place....does that count?
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    bman77
    Maryland
    Dance count
    @ATACdawg that sounds pretty cool. Where is this club located? I'm willing to travel there just to do that.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    ButterMan
    Indianapolis
    What is the best age for an OTC stripper?
    21. The earlier they get started, the better they can give sex to strangers. After all, ain't nothing like a young lady giving quality sex. I need the full package, GFE, PSE, NE etc,
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    The most you spent on a BJ/FS
    @crazyjoe I couldn't. The tranny didn't have a penis lol. @rockstar666 I heard that price is pretty good for FS. These days, besides FIV, I can't do much without protection. Just my girlfriend but she obviously isn't pay for play. I almost paid $200 to see a backpage hoe. Unfortunately I had to decline when I got there because not only was her big ol' fanny fake (gotta watch out for white girls with big butts. Could be a trap), her coochie smelled really bad. Walked in her room and it was woofing. She yelled at me when I told her up front along with her friend who was hiding under the bed. I was not sorry to be gone and still have a full wallet. Ah good times.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    The most you spent on a BJ/FS
    @crazyjoe if she was a tranny, her fake pussy sure didn't seem like it. She cam from between her penisless legs so I don't think she's a tranny.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    The most you spent on a BJ/FS
    What's ripple? @25 I used a condom good sir. I know these hoes are strange. Gotta play it safe with these hoes. No rubber for the barskanks. I'm just kidding...or am I?
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    9 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    Translating stripperspeak
    Tell her she can suck your dick and you can invest her pay in stocks for her. Don't worry, she'll get her returns in a month. Of course you only give her 1% of the returns minus the initial investment....if your true to your word that is.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    bman77
    Maryland
    Dance count
    Happened twice to me. First one she tried to say I had more dances than I said. I told her to fuck off she was a lying skank and a bunch of other demeaning things I probably shouldn't repeat here and told her she was a lying cunt. Suffice to say security came and I told them the story and I'm not sure whether they believed me or not but the fact that I seemd to have made her "cry" was the main issue and i was told to leave. I didn't pay a dime for the dances though. The second time she miscounted but in my favor. She said she only gave me 4 dances when it was six. I didn't complain and gave her $80 in ones. At least I think it was $80. I didn't count them. But I do know it wasn't more than $80
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    9 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    What's the most a dancer told you she made?
    $500 from customers on the regular. She was trying to make me tip her big after a $150 VIP session. Poor marketing tactic as I take stripper talk with a grain of salt. Suffice to say she didn't get a tip and i got cursed out for being broke. Funniest part, she asked if I wanted another round in VIP while grabbing my crotch. Can't deny that. So much form being a broke bum.
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    9 years ago
    11bravo88
    California
    dancers not actively solicit dances
    I've learned that if you ask for a dance, you get less than they could fully offer. But if they ask YOU for a dance, and you really make them work for you to say yes, they put their best foot, in this case tits, forward. I never ask for dance. The power goes from even split to all in her favor. Best thing you can do is tip the girls on stage and they will notice. Don't gotta make it rain (please don't if you are just gonna make it "drizzle") but semi to regular tipping shows you got money to spend on the ladies and they will notice. Buying a drink can help, but I personally don't bother as I am here for dances, not to get her drunk or fill her drink quota.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    TUSCL members of the peanut gallery
    That racist bigot Estiefador
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    Best part of Manhattan strip clubs: The doorman
    @JohnSmith That Rickdugun guy said that there are extras to be had in manhattan
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Ethical Question
    third party has to become a personal aquaintice of mine before personal info is exchanged. Sorry, private info can't just be passed along all nilly willy. That's why it's private.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    How long have you been unemployed?
    Responding to OP
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    9 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    How long have you been unemployed?
    Ignorance breeds arrogance. Seems to be especially true here, just because you found a job in a month doesns't mean everyone can. Young people have it worst of all. Just out of high school or college, they don't have much experience. Hell if they have 6 years of work experience and many different sorts of jobs, from paper pushing to dollar counting at the grocery store, the opportunity to get the job they want/need is thinned because all their experences are thin lined. If you got lucky and your first job was a job related to exactly what you wanted, and years later you had to go, you can have no problem just getting up and finding another similar job to it, because after all, that's all you do. And the economy currently is not bouncing back, it's more stagnant currently. So a guy who did cashier for 4 years and went to college for something totally left field like accounting is going to have a hard time because college degree is only a 5th of the requirements for his desired job. Hopefully what I said makes sense.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    This review reads more like a marketing ad than the experience of a custy
    I flagged it. I wanna help too
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    The Highest Lap Dance Price
    Holy shit suddenly I don't mind paying $20 per dance in NYC. Hell $40 for head seems cheap compared to these insane prices you guys are quoting.