Comments by ppwh (page 20)

I got a couch dance last night for 30 roses!

When I was an attractive young man, it was one of two reasons: 1) Lack of experience with women when I first started. Then later in my career, it was rebounding 2) Hot naked chicks for its own sake For #1, I ended up gaining the confidence to date / finishing the rebound and then would stop going for extended periods. The second I only did a couple of times while in a relationship. In those cases, it was getting stale and I wanted to cross shop a little to see what I was missing. Otherwise, I find hot naked chicks to be generally desirable in a variety of circumstances even to this day.

I have heard it depends somewhat on the club. At one club, I knew a few veteran strippers, one of who probably qualified as a millennial, dancing under their real names. At the same club, a newer/younger one told me that her first pick stripper name was rejected by management because it was too similar to her real first name. It was along the lines of Jaguar being too similar to Jane, so it took me a minute to even pick up on the similarity. Since most people expect stripper names to be made up, using a real first name seems like a fairly minimal privacy risk compared to using a real name/profile photo on social media.

If you see anyone checking it out, you just gotta own it like Pee Wee - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hNIX7V21pU

While Aphex Twin's Windowlicker might be the pinnacle of music video genius, lyrically w/ that guitar riff, this verse is about as good as it gets for rock: Well I'm talking six-foot Swede 40-30-40 Amazon bomb shell Tall damp and dirty Talking six foot blonde https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwe1TgXkF3c&t=1m10s

Brunette, although I have been really enthralled with a couple of blondes. Maybe I heard this song a few too many times and it warped me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwe1TgXkF3c

If you like meatballs on your shirt, you'll love Nuts on Your Chin! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ryXD6DQhx4

2 Live Crew - Get it Girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgqLnMN5IqI NWA - Just Don't Bite It https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bszpOB7SE2Q Underworld - Push Downstairs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lR0vEUrEYY Crystal Method - Trip Like I Do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfUSyoJcbxU 1000 Homo DJs - Supernaut https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjho-zVgDXo Nine Inch Nails - Piggy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ4S9ydkMG4 KMFDM - Itchy Bitchy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9df_3G8KAo Gravity kills - Enough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auerzvTt38k And then just so everyone could reflect on what just happened, Too $hort - Freaky Tales https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okdzQloKbgc (there is even a Red in it..) Bonus Track: Wesley Willis - Suck a Cheetah's Dick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdFuhXgfZn8

> I think Shaylynn is talking about how I've spent over $5,000 clubbing of my $20,000 in live tournament winnings Only $5000? Damn, that's some restraint! My only question is whether the $5000 includes incidentals like the maid at Hotel 6 and greasing the manager at Arby's. (Diamond told me to put that first part. She said she read about interventions in Hustle Hut on StripperWeb)

> If you want to tempt fate to see where things really stand, stop paying her. It's the only way to know The hard part is properly applying the scientific method to control for all the externalities. Whenever I have tried this, it has been impossible to test the independent variable in the experiment because her car broke down, her dog got sick or her phone was shut off.

holy shit! I bet if you did the geaniolagy it would turn out that Juice and Tiger Woods are eskimo brothers thrice inserted

> Juice, aren't face to face first meetings better? Just go to the club and let the little head take charge? See, the only problem with that is that a random stripper wouldn't know how noble it was when Juice took the fall for whichever troll set Trish_Club_Lust's avitar to the same IG model as his

> Wasn't Joy Division an English band from the 70s or 80s? So they were. You've got to hand it to them, this was one hell of an idea for a reunion project.

This episode of Pimp My Troll has been brought to you by Listermint, Wet Ones and Joy Division, makers of stringless Soft-Tampons!

Well damn, now we know what drove that Romanian 9 to jackslash's penis! It was the government!

Man, you don't even know! I would hate to be the one explaining to the Office of Shit Affairs about the drivers' Wet Ones and Listermint regimen when they ask how they would know that any shit potentially acquired during the eating of lot lizard ass won't contaminate the shit being hauled in the shit truck

Could be why asking "Why do you want this job?" isn't part of the interview process. It would look awkward in the company files when the county shit affairs auditors come through to check the paperwork

and at that moment, you could cut the sexual tension with a knife... now the only question is whether the tension was mfm, mmf or mmm2f or mm2fm it's all mmm-mmm good to me, though. no homo!

just don't set that shit on autoplay. It's hella awkward when the one of the genre clips comes on

but how are you going to find a new job while being depressed about not visiting strip clubs? Sometimes you have to spend money to make money

> Even a hairy back albino ape won't suck on juice's barnacled dick. That's a low blow considering that rickthebarnacle is the wisest rick of all and may even be coaching Juice through his string of recent successes, obi-wan style. Obviously, rickthebarnacle does better in the hot tub than being kept cooped up like that. Anyway, I mean, it's not as if the man who taught his asshole to talk walked in wanting a BJ, you dig - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8Hwq4V2dm0&t=32s

Apparently it's important to get to the stain fast, so you might be done for. As a last-ditch effort, though, they recommend brushing it with a toothbrush and soaking it in cold water. Probably best to use your own instead of your wife's toothbrush. She would likely notice the taste if not the smell like Juice's second stripper friend did at Lady G's yesterday when he attempted v2m. That shit is how a motherfucker ends up getting smell-yo-dick zoned details at http://www.gurl.com/2017/08/12/how-to-remove-vaginal-discharge-stains-from-your-underwear/#1 and: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc (That's some shit Ruby said about Diamond being a stripper-ho, though. Diamond just likes talking about books in VIP straight up)

*scribbles something down on page 32 of the spiral notebook*

word to the wise - they might kick you out if the last dollar sticks to her ass

Damn, maybe not: https://soundcloud.com/user-372656638/not-tonight-feat-lil-kim-remix DATY don't even soften her up if she think you only a trick