My wife does all the laundry and keeps a count on ever piece of clothing I own. She is a good steward over my goods. It's going to be impossible to pull this off.
To make issues worse is I live in a small town and word will spread fast that I fucked the town hooker
@twentyfive as ridiculous as that may sound it actually happened to be last night. I left the strip club after a great LDK and decided to stop by a pizza place on the way home. They were about to close and had no cheese slices so I forced to get magherita slices. I tried eating one slice while driving and the sauce and cheese fell all over my shirt and pants. It made any evidence of a LDK unnoitceable.
You have two major issues. You fucked the town hooker - in a small town - so you are most likely going to be found out.
You also were careless - which is why most guys get caught. You need to determine if the pussy Juice can be detected. If it’s a basic stain - add other stains nearby. A marinara stain can disguise anything.
Apparently it's important to get to the stain fast, so you might be done for.
As a last-ditch effort, though, they recommend brushing it with a toothbrush and soaking it in cold water. Probably best to use your own instead of your wife's toothbrush. She would likely notice the taste if not the smell like Juice's second stripper friend did at Lady G's yesterday when he attempted v2m. That shit is how a motherfucker ends up getting smell-yo-dick zoned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYC… (That's some shit Ruby said about Diamond being a stripper-ho, though. Diamond just likes talking about books in VIP straight up)
I’m telling you guys the truth tomato sauce is the best way to destroy any evidence, the scent will cover up anything and the color will maske over anything you get on your clothes,a slice of pizza or an Italian sub sandwich is all you need and you’re home free.
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Then don’t fuck hookers. Because sooner or later, you’re gonna get caught.
To make issues worse is I live in a small town and word will spread fast that I fucked the town hooker
But don't forget to smell that butterscotch pussy juice before you wash it away. =)
You're welcome.
You also were careless - which is why most guys get caught. You need to determine if the pussy Juice can be detected. If it’s a basic stain - add other stains nearby. A marinara stain can disguise anything.
As a last-ditch effort, though, they recommend brushing it with a toothbrush and soaking it in cold water. Probably best to use your own instead of your wife's toothbrush. She would likely notice the taste if not the smell like Juice's second stripper friend did at Lady G's yesterday when he attempted v2m. That shit is how a motherfucker ends up getting smell-yo-dick zoned
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and:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYC… (That's some shit Ruby said about Diamond being a stripper-ho, though. Diamond just likes talking about books in VIP straight up)
Watching porn with mom, and she's a squirter.