Pussy juice on my shirt

Spill spaghetti sauce on it

Go buy another one that looks just like it

Do the laundry before she sees it

“I'm a married man of thirty years and I can't risk getting caught fucking hookers.”

Then don’t fuck hookers. Because sooner or later, you’re gonna get caught.

Throw it away and buy a new shirt.

My wife does all the laundry and keeps a count on ever piece of clothing I own. She is a good steward over my goods. It's going to be impossible to pull this off.

To make issues worse is I live in a small town and word will spread fast that I fucked the town hooker

Mtent again?

Just soak the spot in some soapy warm water and then rinse it well. Then if asked you spilled a Sprite on yourself.

But don't forget to smell that butterscotch pussy juice before you wash it away. =)

This guy is wiped good Lord

Why the fuck don't u b honest with her and urself and divorce or st least told her what u did ?

New troll?

Well the next time you DATY with the town hooker down use your shirt as a napkin.

ROFLMAO

Get pussy juice all over the rest of the shirt so it blends in.

You're welcome.

Tell your wife you were sexually assaulted by a woman. If she asks who then get real quiet and distant and say, “I don’t want to talk about it.”

Eat the shirt for dinner

How the hell did it get all over your shirt. Front of pants or chin I understand, but what a waste to get it on your shirt.

This whole topic is like a B-C grade sitcom movie.

@nicespice if you give a nude LD I bet your pussy juice has ruined a marriage or two :p

Go to walmart and spend your lunch money on throwaway clothes.

I only worked at a nude club for one shift. I found out they did $5 specials on Tuesdays and never went back. :p

@twentyfive as ridiculous as that may sound it actually happened to be last night. I left the strip club after a great LDK and decided to stop by a pizza place on the way home. They were about to close and had no cheese slices so I forced to get magherita slices. I tried eating one slice while driving and the sauce and cheese fell all over my shirt and pants. It made any evidence of a LDK unnoitceable.

You have two major issues. You fucked the town hooker - in a small town - so you are most likely going to be found out.

You also were careless - which is why most guys get caught. You need to determine if the pussy Juice can be detected. If it’s a basic stain - add other stains nearby. A marinara stain can disguise anything.

Apparently it's important to get to the stain fast, so you might be done for.

As a last-ditch effort, though, they recommend brushing it with a toothbrush and soaking it in cold water. Probably best to use your own instead of your wife's toothbrush. She would likely notice the taste if not the smell like Juice's second stripper friend did at Lady G's yesterday when he attempted v2m. That shit is how a motherfucker ends up getting smell-yo-dick zoned

details at gurl.com

and:

youtube.com (That's some shit Ruby said about Diamond being a stripper-ho, though. Diamond just likes talking about books in VIP straight up)

Lmfao

Tell your wife you were watching porn again with your mom and she squirted all over the shirt.

LOL.

Watching porn with mom, and she's a squirter.

just don't set that shit on autoplay. It's hella awkward when the one of the genre clips comes on

This thread is heading off the rails and it funny as ass fucking

I’m telling you guys the truth tomato sauce is the best way to destroy any evidence, the scent will cover up anything and the color will maske over anything you get on your clothes,a slice of pizza or an Italian sub sandwich is all you need and you’re home free.

LMFAO

i get pizza and spaghetti on the front of my clothes all the time. not to mention everything else.

I know man.. that shirt is good for at least one solid jerk and sniff session LMFAO

Juice isn't a pussy.