Funny situation to even be in... blessed really lol.... I need to bring baby wipes with me... lol
Try Lady G and found two hoes I wanted to fuck
Hoe one was a mixed girl with big tits and bubble ass had to just turn twenty one... fine price of ass usually.
Hoe number two was a OK looking white hoe with back hair and some hoop ear rings.... bitch was about to blow me and could smell the other hoe and said oooo hell nah LMFAO
I took a discount and a hand job... bitch did it sloppy doh....
Next time I bring the baby wipes indeed
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Back hair? What the fuck juice, thats a dude.
Lol typo... black hair LMFAO
Well, think about it in reverse. Do you want to eat out a girl that you know just got thru fucking some other guy ? A little common courtesy goes a long way. Or in this case, would have gotten you a blow job.
Indeed... lesson learned indeed Sir
Where are you getting the money to fuck all of these women Juice? Did you sell the van?
JohnSmith69, I thought juicebox69's game was paying the girls in Monopoly money!
No one believes me man but it's poker
You should have told her it was not going to sick itself
You should have told her it was not going to suck itself
They say - the bigger the hoop (earrings) the bigger the hoe. So you made a clean choice -
LMFAO
I’m still laughing at a ho with back hair.
Lol yeah that was a funny typos
Juice you gotta wash your dick every day not just once a month when you shower at the carwash.
Lmfao
That's a low blow considering that rickthebarnacle is the wisest rick of all and may even be coaching Juice through his string of recent successes, obi-wan style. Obviously, rickthebarnacle does better in the hot tub than being kept cooped up like that.
Anyway, I mean, it's not as if the man who taught his asshole to talk walked in wanting a BJ, you dig -
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