Funny situation to even be in... blessed really lol.... I need to bring baby wipes with me... lol
Try Lady G and found two hoes I wanted to fuck
Hoe one was a mixed girl with big tits and bubble ass had to just turn twenty one... fine price of ass usually.
Hoe number two was a OK looking white hoe with back hair and some hoop ear rings.... bitch was about to blow me and could smell the other hoe and said oooo hell nah LMFAO
I took a discount and a hand job... bitch did it sloppy doh....
Next time I bring the baby wipes indeed
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last commentBack hair? What the fuck juice, thats a dude.
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Lol typo... black hair LMFAO
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Well, think about it in reverse. Do you want to eat out a girl that you know just got thru fucking some other guy ? A little common courtesy goes a long way. Or in this case, would have gotten you a blow job.
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Indeed... lesson learned indeed Sir
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Where are you getting the money to fuck all of these women Juice? Did you sell the van?
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JohnSmith69, I thought juicebox69's game was paying the girls in Monopoly money!
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No one believes me man but it's poker
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You should have told her it was not going to sick itself
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You should have told her it was not going to suck itself
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They say - the bigger the hoop (earrings) the bigger the hoe. So you made a clean choice -
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LMFAO
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I’m still laughing at a ho with back hair.
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Lol yeah that was a funny typos
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Juice be mongering at Club Planet of the Apes. Regular BJs just don't do it any more. He needs a "simian suck".
Oh and baby wipes won't ever get rid of those barnacles.
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Juice you gotta wash your dick every day not just once a month when you shower at the carwash.
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Lmfao
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Even a hairy back albino ape won't suck on juice's barnacled dick.
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Juice next time wrap it in a banana peel.
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That's a low blow considering that rickthebarnacle is the wisest rick of all and may even be coaching Juice through his string of recent successes, obi-wan style. Obviously, rickthebarnacle does better in the hot tub than being kept cooped up like that.
Anyway, I mean, it's not as if the man who taught his asshole to talk walked in wanting a BJ, you dig -
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^ I'm wild about it, thank you.
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