Comments by ppwh (page 19)

This is a dope rhyme, but it needs a title. I propose "No Listerine"

I hear wedding bells! Maybe for the remix you can sample some Nick J Or fuck it, might as well go whole hog and throw in some fuckin Hank W https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb15YZxiW2Y

Whose butt was the load in tho? Are you dealing out of that stripper's ass? Also, could you post the lyrics to ohhla or metrolyrics? I'm feelin the heavy beat but it's so strong that I might be missing something about the provenance of the coke.

Well, I mean, not JUST to have sex. We held hands and stuff, too.

I dunno, I don't be usually take head, but I might make an exception for someone with big buggy eyes to look up at me. Present company excluded, of course. I'm not trying to move in on DC's wife.

Girls, you are both pretty. Nicole, you're at least a 7, SLD, pics or your turd didn't happen.

When I say I am a D guy, I mean I'm the top. It's cool with me if the A guy says he is just doing it for the party atmosphere. I don't judge unless he tries to kiss.

one time I woke up feeling like txtittyfag, but then I had a no homo crisis the first time after I read a post by NinABambinA A rose by any other name wouldn't smell as sweet. Especially if it were named after a dude. I mean, could you imagine bringing 30 Rosses for a lap dance?

You were bragging to your friends, saying Eazy E knows how to fuck / So bring your ass in here and give me some, so I can bust a nut don't exactly rhyme. but we know he was fuckin so it don't matter

Eazy's shit about that bitch running her mouth so all her friends wanted to fuck him too ain't no soundcloud tho. It's on the real: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxY___mqgZw I joined an organization so I could get BJs... and now and then I even get laid ... just doesn't have the same rhyme structure

> as the legend biggie put it, fuck bitches get money This is a good point, but if you're getting your dick sucked every time you walk down to the clubhouse, how are you going to write She Swallowed It? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw2Yeeybjn8 > in this case, you never have to worry about impressin a hoe I got 99 problems, but impressin a hoe ain't one. I got the trees, yo, and I ain't talkin about weed, you feel me? I mean, Cypress Hill is cool and all, but I can get into a joint about getting your dick sucked more than holding it back from a bitch even if she gives you weed. So what if it's out of fucked up little baggies? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4p8-JhWMRw

Also, if Milk hadn't been so hard up that he stole that guy's girl while he was in prison for MC assault, we might have never gotten Top Billin - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw4PuS7e-gA Or I Get the Papers for that matter, which would have been a bigger loss - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQh9kTpNzC8

While I respect your ambitions, I have to express my consternation over this project guiding the future of rap. Without a certain level of healthy sexual frustration, how will producers continue to create works such as this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-kAnNgqN9o&t=44s

Crap, my friend said the tie recommendations they made at the executive training seminar didn't even get him laid

Would you honor an NXIVM membership card? Asking for a friend.

I couldn't put a monetary value on this level of art, but if someone were to PM it to me, I swear I would be thinking of NinaBambina the whole time or maybe my new birch friend Silvia

this song is racist

Let's just say that necessity is the mother of invention

> What's with the Listermint? Pine Sol is much less detectable in this application. Never work against the grain! This is the kind of advice that keeps me coming back to TUSCL! Ranger Dan tips his hat to you and said he wished he had thought of that years ago

Wow, this thread got kind of derailed. > I think that ppwh needs to turn over a new leaf, and stop screwing underage saplings. If you quit pining for them, people will stop needling you...... I'm not into midgets, but hypothetically, say if things got a little heated while I was fucking my neighbor's bonsai and one of her branches snapped and that motherfucker sued for damages based on $15/hour for him trimming the fucking thing for 20 years, that wouldn't exactly help save money. Anyway, about the sapling thing, it sounds like the same concept might apply based on the stability of the root system and topsoil quality. Ie., even if a tree were well over-age in human years, if she were growing in clay soil and uprooted during sex, it sounds like the tree owner could go after someone for property damage (nevermind the bullshit patriarchal concepts this is based on) Also, say word got out about my favorite silver birch (which have epic root systems, btw, so I'm not worried about her getting knocked over even if the fucking gets a little intense) and she started looking like the VIP at Follies after a busy day... Anyone know if Listermint is harmful to the tree? I guess if everyone used it, enough could seep down into the topsoil to start harming the tree. Anyway, if I greased a park ranger to give us privacy for a while and the other guys just snuck in for a quickie and sprayed her down with Listermint, I would be worried about him thinking it was me with the Listermint even if I found a cleanup method that is more tree-friendly.

Maybe it was going v2m after a Lady G's visit without taking a Wet Ones/Listermint break. Chicks are funny about stuff like that. I don't get it, either. They'll suck off 35 guys and bukkake them into a bowl and drink it, but ask one to blow you after fucking one of Lady G's finest and it's the whole "we should take a break for a while" runaround.

So if you're looking for a tree that's closer to your own age, would you go by "tree years", or just guestimate? Or like closer to your CF's age... mine is pretty slim with soft skin, so I am leaning toward finding a nice silver birch. I don't want a Papi Chulo mode tree, so I'm worried about getting one with a trunk that's too thick. Since a birch lives to around 50, does that mean if it's 18, that's like being with a 28 year-old? Not that I'm into redwoods (see Papi Chulo mode comment) but damn, the potential there is pretty mind-boggling

I recommend Otay just for Buckwheat joke potential.

A discarded money band is supposed to make them approach her for a cut of the associated money because they thought she got a big tip. It might be funnier to leave an empty penny roll wrapper in the corner of the couch, though.