Discussions by rickthelion (page 31)

When we lions take over and thin out your hairless ape numbers I plan to govern via a human representative as a benevolent overlord. It's a given that Rick Dugan will be my viceroy....

That sharkhunter dumbass is pro-global warming. And he talks smack about Cecil. Cecil may have been an Uncle Leo but he was still a lion. Every lion is valuable, unlike most of you dumbass...

That's what my buddy Ricky Ricardo el Leon would say. Rick is, after all, a common name for lions and the lionhearted (e.g., rickdugan). I keep logging on expecting to see people giving my...

Recent work from hairless ape scientists: www.oregonlive.com/living/index.ssf/2015/08/smarts_stealth_and_retractable.html I didn't need science to tell me that cats are the pinnacle of evolution. And within cats it goes lions, tigers, leopards, cheetahs, and then other cats. We badass...

I'm organizing all cats and we're going to go all wildebeest on your asses. Your future will look like this. https://youtu.be/r-OuszqRo6c Unless you see one of my elite troops. Then you'll just see a...

What kind of feline are you anyway? I thought that we felids had a bond that transcended species. We're all cats after all. I ask you one question to enhance my enjoyment of my upcoming...

Since I'm planing a trip to the states to go all wildebeest on that dentist's ass I have a strip club question for you. Mind you, I don't know what kind of cat you...

I'm not an Uncle Leo (lion equivalent to Uncle Tom) like that damn Cecil. I would have gone all wildebeest on that dentist's ass and if you cross me you'll get the wildebeest treatment...

Ricky and I are both shooting from the hip and keeping it real, he in the jungles of America and I in the jungles of Africa. Metaphorically speaking in both cases, of course, because...

Many of you believe that you can simply ask a hooker for sex. Not so. Would you simply ask a civvie girl for sex? I think not! It is even worse for me. Last...

As an actual lion living in sunny Tanzania I wanted to impress on you clueless American's how hard it is for me to share my system with you. Do yo realize the the humans...

As an actual lion that recently acquired a laptop from a stupid fat American tourist on safari I have been learning how to use your human internet. I came across this site and discovered...

As an actual lion that recently acquired a laptop from a stupid fat American tourist on safari I have been learning how to use your human internet. I came across this site and discovered...