Mermaid clubs?

Mar 2, 2025, 12:43 PM

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

Have any of you weirdos been to the mermaid club north of Tampa? Apparently it is in some little town called Weeki Wachee. This rick has questions before his next Florida trip.

First, are all the mermaids hairless ape from the waist up and fish below the waist or are some the other way around?

I guess my second questions is only relevant if there are some fish above the waist/female hairless ape below the waist mermaids. Regardless, my question is this: can you can mix and match mermaid types for the two mermaid private shows?

Anyhoo, I can’t find reviews for the mermaid clubs so I’m reaching out to my TUSCL friends. Dugan insights are especially welcome. ROAR!!!

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motorhead9 months ago

I don’t have any knowledge of this club. There are too many better options in the Tampa Bay Area.

There used to be a club in Michigan by the same name. But it closed at least 20 years ago.

Probably because I don’t think mermaids have any genitalia so dances were zero fun. Any I’m glad you called it “mermaid”. If Commie Kammie had been elected, I think you would have been required by law to say “merperson”.

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rickdugan9 months ago

I can just see degenerates from here descending on this little state park wondering where the mermaid strippers are. Imagine their confusion when they show up at the mermaid show clutching stacks of singles only to find themselves surrounded by kids and their parents. 😂

Jascoi9 months ago

Maybe the movie Splash was true after all...

ATACdawg9 months ago

Is this a serious question? If it is, Weekie Watchee is not a club, but a tourist attraction, the main one of which is a live underwater show where attractive women wearing mermaid tales perform using hookah gear and the audience watches the G-rated show from a 400 seat theatre with huge aquarium windows.

I guess I could submit a review since I saw this show 63 years ago.... I didn't know the place was still running, but apparently it is.🧜🧞

ATACdawg9 months ago

Mermaid tail. Damn autocorrect....m

twentyfive9 months ago

We used to have a club called the Mermaid in West Palm Beach, all the regulars used to call it the Spermaid it had a reputation as a dive w/sushi. Most of the Mermaids were collecting Social Security. It closed down long ago thank goodness.