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This is why raccoons aren’t rick material

Dec 5, 2025, 1:05 PM
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rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

Did you demented perverts see this shit? abcnews.go.com

This rick would never go into a liquor store, knock scotch off the shelves, drink it off the floor, and pass out in the can.

Well…it’s possible that this has happened to me or the dugan, but neither of us remember and if you don’t remember it doesn’t count. ROAR!!!

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ilbbaicnl

You won't be talking shit about ricktheraccoon after rickthegrizzly kicks your ass, cause omnivore rick solidarity.

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stripperlover777

cute racoon ___ 🦡 🦡 🦡 | nice he sobered up & got back to the wild, Cheers!

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ATACdawg

Sounds like he met all the requirements to join the Council of Ricks!

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