This lion’s rickvice to Baristafan is to focus on writing fewer posts but making those posts higher quality.
One way Baristafan could do this is by finding his spirit animal. You’re not up to having a badass carnivore as his spirit animal at this time.
So Imma speak - lion to weirdo - directly to the Baristafan. Put yourself in the mindset of a creature you can handle. I think you could handle being a porcupine. Take some time away from the keyboard and climb up a tree. One climb down in the dark and then scurry around imagining that you have quills.
Do that for a few days and I bet you will write better posts. ROAR!!!
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' 👽_ - - - ' Hi Rick, @ Your Alien Friend! ' ' 🦁_ ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ROAR ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Baristafan is the Glenn Quagmire of TUSCL. "Giggity Giggity".
Umm. Someone else already did this.
Irony.
@rickthelion sounds more like a @dickthesheep.
Oh, come ON, rabbit, porcupine, please. Let him be a bear or a tiger or something. That's just unliony, shying away from some peer competition. There's room for BOTH a rickthebear and a rickthetiger. Let the rickness flow!
Dickthewalrus
@lex luthor Thanks. I think.
Roar!
I see him as a sloth
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