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Hmm…Baristafan seems to be posting a lot.

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rickthelionStraight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

This lion’s rickvice to Baristafan is to focus on writing fewer posts but making those posts higher quality.

One way Baristafan could do this is by finding his spirit animal. You’re not up to having a badass carnivore as his spirit animal at this time.

So Imma speak - lion to weirdo - directly to the Baristafan. Put yourself in the mindset of a creature you can handle. I think you could handle being a porcupine. Take some time away from the keyboard and climb up a tree. One climb down in the dark and then scurry around imagining that you have quills.

Do that for a few days and I bet you will write better posts. ROAR!!!

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stripperlover777

' 👽_ - - - ' Hi Rick, @ Your Alien Friend!
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' 🦁_ ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ROAR ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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TCabot

Unleash da venom! Blow da whistle!

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Lex Luthor

Baristafan is the Glenn Quagmire of TUSCL. "Giggity Giggity".

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Baristafan

Umm. Someone else already did this.

Irony.

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