1 yr ago · 1 min read
What do you weirdos think about Jeff Bezos sending his fiancée into space with Katy Perry for her bachelorette party? Was he trying to keep her from banging the male strippers? Or was she planning something really freaky with alien strippers?
Inquiring ricks wanna know. ROAR!!!
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@apieceofsausage you astutely pointed out that @Skifredo’s 36 years of marriage can’t be that good because he posts on here obsessively about being a demented strip club hound. I don’t know how much you know about Fredo, but what you must…
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Skifredo is angry that there are big ‘n heavy hairless apes in the frickin’ NFL. What’s gonna be his next beef with the world? Water too wet? Jack is too delightful? His mommy endangered him by letting him cross the frickin’…
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Since moving to America I’ve come to the conclusion that most of y’all are frickin’ crazy. What else would you call a culture that has as its holiest day a celebration that involves removing a sleepy ground squirrel from his…
The new design is very difficult to read
My eyes my eyes It was perfect yesterday Why????
I'm not seeing how to sort listings by latest review, overall rating, etc. with the new version of the site. Have we lost that ability, or am I just missing it? The new version of the site looks very slick,
Hey @founder looks like a site refresh. When I was on here trying to get a handle on San Antonio, TX for an upcoming trip I saw maps a couple of days ago. Are they still here? If not, returning…
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I think most women are closet lesbos.
I'm sure, through careful investment, founder has grown my $75 lifetime membership fee into a vast fortune of billions. He needs to send a team of dancers, headed by nicespice, into low Earth orbit for a zero G strip show. Ones with natural boobs, since implants would look the same in zero G.
^ Floating lesbian sex 😀
Important for science to know the effects of zero gravity on Katy Perry and Mrs Bezos scissoring.
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Maybe Bezos wanted Perry to be stuck in a room with his fiance for a while so she could badger her for a three-way.
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