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Bachelorette party in space

rickthelion

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

1 yr ago · 1 min read

What do you weirdos think about Jeff Bezos sending his fiancée into space with Katy Perry for her bachelorette party? Was he trying to keep her from banging the male strippers? Or was she planning something really freaky with alien strippers?

Inquiring ricks wanna know. ROAR!!!

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Jascoi

I think most women are closet lesbos.

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ilbbaicnl

I'm sure, through careful investment, founder has grown my $75 lifetime membership fee into a vast fortune of billions. He needs to send a team of dancers, headed by nicespice, into low Earth orbit for a zero G strip show. Ones with natural boobs, since implants would look the same in zero G.

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stripperlover777
  • 🪐 _👽 Girls Luv Aliens
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twentyfive

^ Floating lesbian sex 😀

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Studme53

Important for science to know the effects of zero gravity on Katy Perry and Mrs Bezos scissoring.

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stripperlover777

🟡- - - - - Would Wanna See Da' Space Meteor Crater Formation In Arizona @ :

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ilbbaicnl

Maybe Bezos wanted Perry to be stuck in a room with his fiance for a while so she could badger her for a three-way.

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stripperlover777

| 🤸 Brittney Spears Took A Wild Twist On A Hot Pink Strip Pole With Leopard Print Bikini A While Back. Those All Black Boots Shows Me She Likes Space Or Came Out Of Space All Rouwled Up!

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