rickish plan to help the incels

Apr 13, 2025, 4:27 PM

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

Incels are the scourge of the interwebz so this lion is planning to help the incel community.

Let’s take it as a given that any loser can get laid if they ask enough females. It may be hard on the ego. For example, Skifredo probably got 99 rejections and the decided to pay some female in a club. But incels are harder because they don’t wanna pay. So they end up getting hundreds of rejections.

Here is the solution: Imma make some YouTube videos advising them to soak a tampon in some Jack - make a Jackon if you will - and shove it up their ass. Then they need to drink the Jack as well. Being intoxicated will help even a pimple-faced loser deal with rejections. Plus, the manly nature of Jack - the manliest of drinks - may give ‘em a lil game.

Just this lion’s way to help loser hairless apes. ROAR!!!

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Hungryhunnypot8 months ago

Are you ok?

rickthelion8 months ago

As a rick I’m more than okay. I’m frickin’ ricktastic. ROAR!!!

Hungryhunnypot8 months ago

Are you a serial killer?

rickdugan8 months ago

Mr. Lion, as a fellow rick I almost hesitate to say this but I do kinda' see where Hungry's comments are coming from. Normally your posts have a playful feel but this one seemed angry and forced and even dare I say a tad unhinged.

C'mon now Mr. Lion! If you were a normie I might give you some false sympathy, but you're better than that. You're a rick after all. Walk it off. Rub some dirt on it. Find your rickish center once again! ROAR!!! (oops, that's your line lol).

chunkychicano8 months ago

Is that part of the incel rules- they never pay no matter what?

Mate278 months ago

Rick Dugan lecturing another Rick on how to control their alcoholic ranting on this website. That’s rich.

rickdugan8 months ago

Just trying to help a fellow rick not sound like an unhinged ass clown like you Mate. Ricks are better than that.

Not you though. Trolling with off point snark is just kinda' your thing I suppose. 😉

Mate278 months ago

Because you make it so easy, just you and SkiDumb or any other ubiquitous assclown. Must be something about that Massachusetts arrogance that allows for easy low hanging fruit that never stops growing. lol!

rickdugan8 months ago

A troll doesn't need an excuse to troll. All a troll needs is to be loser living a life so pointless that trolling is actually amusing to him/her. And I'm sure that we aren't the only two who you've used as an excuse to occupy your lonely hours as an ass clown, either here or on some other site. 😉

Mate278 months ago

Gaslighting again Rickyboi? C’mon, be better than that! You’re a Rick. Hear you roar! Meow…