I mean really, you’re on here rapid-fire posting like all the frickin’ time. What is your malfunction? Did you shove some chocolate-covered coffee beans up your butthole and then shotgun 20 cans of Red Bull?
Maybe take a chill pill and let Skifredo post some of his nonsense. Jus’ sayin’ in my lion-y way. ROAR!!!
I did no such thing.
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You should at least read his posts before you complain. He sucked the chocolate-covered coffee beans out of the butt of the dog of a stripper in her 60s with Lyme Disease. Arrange it with the dog if you want him to ingest a chill pill.