The Norse believed that there was a she-goat in Valhalla named Heidrun would supply them with an eternal amount of mead produced from its udders.
They’re almost right. This rick believes that in the afterlife all ricks will have the opportunity to suck on the tits of a DD-cup uber sexxxy female whose nipples produce and endless supply of frickin’ Jack.
And our stylin’ suits will remain forever clean. ROAR!!!
In Norse mythology, the goat Heiðrún consumes the foliage of the tree Læraðr, while her udders produce the Honey 🍯 🍷 Wine for the einherjar. literally "army of one", "those who fight alone" are those who have died in battle and are brought to Valhalla by valkyries.
In Valhalla, the einherjar eat their fill of the nightly resurrecting beast Sæhrímnir, and valkyries bring them mead from the udder of the goat Heiðrún.
The einherjar prepare daily for the events of Ragnarök, when they will advance for an immense battle at the field of Vígríðr.
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In Valhalla, the einherjar eat their fill of the nightly resurrecting beast Sæhrímnir, and valkyries bring them mead from the udder of the goat Heiðrún.
The einherjar prepare daily for the events of Ragnarök, when they will advance for an immense battle at the field of Vígríðr.