You damn dirty apes are trying to resurrect the frickin’ woolly mammoth and have started by creating the woolly mouse.
This lion would like to say two things. First, if you want a bunch of creatures you can hunt running around, just import some wildebeest. They’re delicious.
Second, that frickin’ woolly mouse looks ridiculous. If they wanna make a friickin’ mouse look cool by changing its fur they should give it a dignified mane. Or maybe a cool pompadour. If I saw that woolly mouse hangin’ around my crib I’m setting out some traps. But I could be buds with a pompadour mouse. ROAR!!!
The Woolly Mammoth is an interesting animal. One thinks of it as an ancient, pre-historic animal but it co-existed with early humans. It still existed on mainland Siberia as recently as 10,000 years ago and on some remote, isolated Russian islands as recently as 4000 years ago. That’s like a blink of an eye in geologic history.
4000 years ago, humans had already invented musical instruments and sails for boats and Egyptian numerals. That’s modern history.
Maybe Raptors roaming in a Jurassic Park is movie fantasy, but I could easily see Woolly Mammoths introduced to some remote area in northern Canada