beguiled

Full service is when they check your oil.

LAWL

She's got braces? How about Jailbait?

Buys me weed and video games.

You don't because she's fucking old. Trick question.

Perfect Troll = Extras stripper that posts pics. That easy.

Juicey baby, we all know Larry is one of your aliases. It's amusing how you troll yourself. I'm sure TUSCL owner is…

Dat bitch got a phat ass. I call dibbs on sloppy seconds.

Funny shit. I think that's where I lost my wallet.

tranny

I would be addicted to her sweet strawberry jam.

Listermint foam. Brilliant!

Lasagna reminds me of labia. I really need to get back to the club soon.

Show us your tits!

She's a cute little basketball smuggler.

I saw an LSD joke in there somewhere. Nothing personal or helpful. It's what we do.

Hey Timothy Leary, I'm not sure getting fried in a strange club in a strange town is such a hot idea.

Juice probably stole the crayons.

Nina, I hear that my dick tastes like Chilean sea bass.

Acropolis used to have a great $3.50 marinated steak dinner. It was weird eating garlic toast with snatch in your face. Stay…

No shit. I just fucked her twice in my head.

I know a lot of these girls. Many have either stripped, do strip, or will strip. They've been so sweet to keep…

And... That's where babies come from. I'd totally stick my pole in there. Thanks for the new desktop.

Jailbait. you fucking perverts.

Strippers still charge me for eating their asses. They should serve that shit up for free.

I eat stripper ass like I'm tha Human Centipede!