LDKers, pleeze!

I don't use condoms when I LDK...

I never use condoms for lapdances. You must be mistaken for the lucky basterds that get full service and you dont

Joe what does full service mean ? Is that like a full course meal ?

I believe it's a car wash term

Joe, no, I turn down opportunities a lot of pls dream about. I'm the lucky dog!

Full service is when they check your oil.

FLUSH CONDUM EAT FISHSTIX

I thought full service was like room service ?

@ beguiled... i would rather check her oil

Wait one minute !

This has nothing to do with food does it ?

^^^ nope

Someone may have tried eating a condom out of the toylet though. They were drunk and thought it was a jolly rancher

LMAO

Full service is when they bring your chacken fangers and Loko to your table, squirt special sauce on the fangers and pull out your cock and suck you dry, Juice. :)