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Comments by bkkruined (page 22)

  • review comment
    5 years ago
    bkkruined
    Washington
    5 nights in Bangkok
    Not sure about Bangkok Bunnies. Remember it from a previous visit 3 years ago but think there is something else there now, but don't remember.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Estafador
    BIG APPLE
    The elusive Asian stripper
    Usually find one out of every ten or so girls in the clubs in Seattle. Not sure about the strip clubs around San Fransisco but I've found plenty of really hot Korean escorts last couple times I was there. They were too easy to meet that I never made it to any strip clubs. But assume they'd need more than a tourist visa and a bit more English skills to get work at a strip club. But the best place I've found for Asian babes is Bangkok.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Icey
    I put your ATF on a winning team
    Most awkward experiences with dancers....
    Really hot girl I had FS one night in the back, left my whole lap wet. Afterward, she went up on stage, and another girl I'd been there with before comes and sits on my lap (in her moisture). But, that wasn't the awkward part... So, I saw her a couple other times at the club and got her number. One night I text her, she's working, I'll stop by. I'm there about 15 minutes, paramedics come in with a stretcher. Everyone kinda keeps doing what they are doing like it's no big deal. On their way out I see her looking rather annoyed at being on it carried out, and I make solid eye contact, she looked kinda down and away from me...
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    bkkruined
    Washington
    LAX
    >Shoulda just got a hooker on Century Blvd. Not familiar with where hookers hang around LA. Not interested in getting arrested. Remember years ago reading about Hugh Grant and Eddie Murphy getting caught, wondering if all the hookers are ugly enough the TVs are the prettiest? Checked a few AMPs, all seemed to close at 10:00 pm, but I was still at the airport with flight scheduled to depart at 11:00 pm (not cancelled till 11:00).
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    bkkruined
    Washington
    LAX
    .... Only time I can remember going into a club and EVERY dancer there is freaking HOT. So, one had a big nose and kinda cross eyed, but large beautiful tits and a hot ass!!! And, the we're open till 3:00, so I got an hour more than I expected. But on a Monday night that extra hour wasn't much to write about. Up early this morning and back to LAX. That airport is a mess!!!
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    bkkruined
    Washington
    LAX
    I already had the car rental covered... Flight was cancelled at 11:00 pm, assumed clubs would all close at 2:00 am, ya, I am gonna use a rental car with airport shuttle. Already had one sorted with frequent rental points and Corp rate, etc. Biggest problem was parking at the hotel the airlines put me up in... Parking from 3:00 am to 5:00 am cost more that the car! Anyways... Searched the club listing via 'near me' sorted by eating and thunked king Henry might be interesting? Didn't notice on the description it was a black club. Wasn't really a problem, except all the girls were thicker than my preference. Finished my beer and moved on. Assumed belax stood for bare Elegance, and decided to try that next. It was alright. Not inexpensive, and not high mileage, only about 6-10 dancers working, but only time I can
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    bkkruined
    Washington
    LAX
    11:00 pm to 7:00 am, not enough time to get there and back.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    Solider in Uniform at a Strip Club
    Funny how the world changes.... I've talked with men that were in the services back in the 1960's and early 1970's, Vietnam era, although the several I remember explaining these rules we never sent there. They weren't allowed to have civilian clothes with them on a ship or assigned to certain places. Navy shore leave, they were required to go everywhere in uniform. And, I think I might have seen some in uniform recently during the local "fleet week" when several ships show up in town for tours, etc., but memory is kinda fuzzy, and maybe they just stood out that much with groups of guys in that age range with that haircut, etc.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Visit to Atlanta in about 3 weeks
    Was at Follies first time on a Wednesday night, showed up around 11:00 PM. From the reviews / stories, sound like daytime is better. But I had a great time. No line getting in.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Kimi
    Illinois
    How often do you get extras when it’s your first time with a girl?
    I my experience, if a girl is offering / doing "extras", she's start with it or make an offer after 3-4 songs. Sometimes 2, maybe even the first. If nothing's offered after 4 songs, chances are nothing will. Sometimes she might be different between day shift or night shift, depending on who else is there, what manager, etc. But usually, she either does, or she doesn't. Getting to know you first is only an excuse to get more money w/o anything extra.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    How common is it for PLs not to pay dancers?
    Many, many years ago, back at Market street cinema, ATM refused to gimme money I owed the girl. She got rather upset about that, and I tried several things with no success, and ended up leaving w/o paying. I came back the next night with money, told the doorman I was just there to pay her (didn't want to pay cover) he was looking at me like WTF but finally went and got her, she looked shocked to see me again, especially with money. Another night, very recently, having a lapper and the girl got called to the stage. I didn't have all I owed and told her I had to hit the ATM. She went on stage, I went to the ATM, got cash, sat back where I was when she first approached me and watched her on stage. She finished her stage and headed straight for the dressing room, came back out 10-15 minutes late, and sat down with some other guy!!! About 30-40 minutes later, she was standing in the back with that "who am I gonna ask next" look so I approached her with what I owed. She seemed at first confused... I'm wondering if she really just forgot about it, or forgot who I was, or just blew off what she assume was screwed over for $60 and ignored me staying at the club?
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    4got2wipe
    In a brilliant place!
    Who has the best crazy stories?
    I'm sure people have crazier stories... There was that one time, girl asks if I want a dance, I say yes, takes me to the back room with the couches, asks me if I want more, I say yes, she pulls it out wraps it up and mounts me... Nothing really unusual about that so far... And starts humping hard enough she's pushing the whole couch backwards!!! Which was kinda cool, until she pushes it into the girl with the guy on the couch behind us. And then we need to move the couch forward, but I'm sitting on it, with my dick out... A little awkward.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    What do you talk about with girls in Tijuana?
    Typical converstaion with a "dancer" in TJ. I would ask "How's my cock taste?". She would respond "hmmm hmmm hmmm.". What more really needs to be said?
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    Strip club should have been shut down
    Different norms in different places. In Seattle, everyone sits back, no one is at the rail, no one tips the girl on stage, and no one touches her on stage. Last visit to East St Louis area (Washington Park Illinois), sit at the rail and put $3 on stage, the girl would come over, motion for you to stand up, grab your hands and put them on her breast if you didn't immediately put them there yourself. Most clubs are someplace in between, and it seems to very by area (probably local law) rather than club by club. (and then there was Pattaya, where the girl had me shove my beer bottle in her ass...)
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    stanlee
    Illinois
    I like my sex how I like my sushi
    Sushi is kinda like pussy. It should be tasteless, eaten for the texture only. If it smells, leave it alone, it's gone bad.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Laps otc?
    If the price is right, and you'd be happy enough with just dances, go for it, no expectations. There's a chance that she's thinking about a little more than just dances, but that chance is probably low. Personally, for the same price, I'd much rather go to her place, or a hotel, and take my chances on being able to at least get my pants off for the dances (it's always a little risky / awkward to be sitting in these open rooms most clubs around here have with your cock out)....
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Family pets
    If you see a jar of peanut butter left on the nightstand, well....
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    I feel in the US we are in the P4P dark ages
    @papa_chulo - Don't get fixated on any one girl off some bar's website. She won't be there when you go to the bar. Either she's gone to work at another, is home visiting family or she off fucking some other guy (you know you can barfine them all night, multiple nights, all week, up to you, I actually had a girl in bar give me 10,000 baht to barfine her for 10 nights, cause the bar charged her more than a customer, and ya, 50 feet outa the bar we went seperate ways, never seen her before or after). There's also some bars that, as a white guy, I won't get the time of day. I can go in and drink, and watch, and be totally ignored by all the girls, who won't even gimme a smile, they're only interested in the Japanese customers. And some guys in any of the bars probably have similar hang ups... Check bangkok-adicts.com and/or pattaya-adicts.com to get the general idea about different bars and areas. Don't get hung up on any one girl you saw on the Internet. There are too many there, pick one you see in real life. And if you make it to Pattaya, make sure you check out Soi 6. Just be careful to make sure she's a she.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Asians
    Too many guys who like Asian girls also like comics. And not the superman kind...
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Asians
    I just finished watching this movie on netflix called "Suntan", set in some Greek island, doctor falls in love with hot little blondish you girl... And, fuck me, she was absolutely the hottest thing I've seen in forever, and if I found her in a strip club would've been making an ass outa myself to throw money at her... But, I rarely, if ever, find women like that anywhere around me in life... And they are usually pretty much unavailable. I've never been to Greece, but I'm pretty damned sure she's still like top 1% there, and only until she hits 30... But if she's a 10, getting onto the light rail in central Bangkok, there's a freaking crowd of 8's with a few 9's!!! A little darker, a little shorter, straight black hair. But that same thin, lithe, perky body, crowds of them (during school year, all in their university uniforms, it's hard not to pop wood just waiting for the train). And, they'll still all be that hot until they hit like 40 and shit. So, while the hottest Asian girl often isn't going to be hotter than the hottest Caucasian or Latina or, what not... The average is far better.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    I feel in the US we are in the P4P dark ages
    Well, I'd agree Nana plaza is a fantastic place. But, I'd kinda tone down a lot of the expectations, and note that it's kinda second rate to Pattaya... For starters, all the girls are Thai (or a few Cambodians, Burmese and Laos). That's great it you like little brown girls, you're not going to find any tall blonds. Or any girl over about 5'4", or any with white skin, or any with blue eyes that aren't contacts (some will have dyed blond hair). Second, sure, there's really no bad blowjobs, just somes better than others... But most of those girls aren't that great at it. A quick suck or two before putting a condom to fuck on seem to be what they understand as part of the requirements of the job.... There are a few that have delivered fantastically, one that sticks out with this kinda chubby girl at lolitas (the BJ bar around the corner for Nana Plaza, cause yes, there are things called BJ bars there, and they are pretty much what you'd imagine) that was totally into it, slapping her face, spitting on it, one of the best of my life. But, this is not common. Yes, they'll all fuck. Multiple positions, any way you can twist her around. A few just kinda lay there, on the Thailand specific board, they use the term starfish. Some really are shy, want lights turned off, etc. Can't imagine why you'd want to lick there pussy... BBFS, many will, unfortunately, and you're not special, she does with you, she did it last night, and the night before. Not only with the same 12 regulars from the club that's customer all live within 50 miles (and are treated at the same 4 or 5 hospitals), but sex tourists from ALL OVER the world, Russians, Arabs, French, Italians, English, Aussies, Japanese, Koreans, Chinese... and they all got whatever local things are being passed around their own neighborhood, passing it on to her, and you just stuck your junk in the petri dish. Most are unfamiliar with the idea of birth control pills, and abortion in Illegal in Thailand, BTW. Happy Father's day!!! BTW, the Blue Durex condoms are larger. I believe they are the "comfort" line, similar concept to magnums, but not as large are them, larger than average US sizes though (I think). Most of the Soi Cowboy bars are similar. But there are the 5-6 "arab" joints, actually owned by an Iranian, rumor has it, all glam and tourist rip off... And Cowboy also has the smaller bars, jungle jims, etc. The girls aren't as pretty, and they don't get much of a crowd, but rocking out with you cock out is encouraged, but a few drinks and then encourage you to take a girl upstairs by having her blow you at the bar, surrounded by her friends feeling you up.... But really, if your just there to fuck, go to Pattaya. While Bangkok is a major metropolis and the center of commerce, Pattaya is more of a tourist spot focused on the sex tourist. It's kinda like Disney for the monger, happiest place on earth (about a 2 hour driver, 1000 baht or less in a taxi from lower Sukhumvit)!!!
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    joc13
    firmly on the Atlanta United bandwagon!
    Untypical turn-ons
    Soft, thin shirts... On smaller framed ladies with less ample bosoms, and the shirt clings to every little contour of their chest, while creating an extra softness on my fingers as I gently caress those little tips poking out through the fabric.... Making slow gentle circles, barely touching them, as they become more and more firm... Especially when they are cut short, barely covering the bottom of the curves of her breasts!!!
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Which would you chose?
    #3, wait till she's on stage next.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    gammanu95
    My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
    OT: Worst career politician
    I'd think a guy who goes to the middle east, tells them their human rights abuses and authoritarian policies are their own internal business, keeps stating that we should have better relations with Russia, and then wants to condemn Cuba and do everything he can to restrict normal relations with them would be on the top of most people's list....
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Weird turnoffs
    Hairy legs. Really, she works in a strip club, and has stubble on her legs? Crooked teeth. I can get over this if she keeps her mouth closed and keeps rubbing her ass on me. Bad breath. Why do I keep trying to overlook it thinking the dance might be great anyways? Stiff hair. Too much whatever if there hair is just icky. Sometimes I just can't help wondering if it's the last dude's spunk. Sweaty. It's OK after 2,3,4,5 dances, but not the start of the first.... Tattoos. Not just any tattoos, but boyfriends names tattooed on her neck, or kids names on her ass... Grim reapers on a chick's breasts is sooo sexy.... C section scars. Do I need to explain? Titty job scars. Too many fake tits only look good when there's a shirt over them. But, then again, I hope none of these are really "WEIRD" turnoffs... (I think I need to upgrade the class of clubs I frequent).