I like my sex how I like my sushi

5/18/2018 6:47:16 PM

Saw that quote on twitter today. Reminded me of one of my old ones. I like my strippers how I like my deli turkey.

Wait for it.

Not mesquite.

Not oven roasted.

Shaved thin.

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stanlee

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7 years ago

I guess there should be a comma in there somewhere

Jascoi

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7 years ago

absolutely yes... stanlee.

Bj99

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7 years ago

^haha!

Jascoi

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7 years ago

oh man.
(or maybe that should be oh woman...)
you agree Bj99?

flagooner

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7 years ago

Like sushi? Rolled in rice?

Bj99

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7 years ago

Lol justme, I thought you were making a joke ab the comma.

stanlee

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7 years ago

I’m assuming the op on twit was referring to “raw”. But you may be onto something with dipped in soy sauce. Wait. You didn’t say that. I did.

Electronman

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7 years ago

I like my sex how I like my sushi?????????

With a warning label?

Without parasites?

Not sure!

twentyfive

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7 years ago

I use sushi for bait ;)

stanlee

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7 years ago

I’m more of an artificial guy, 25

twentyfive

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7 years ago

^^^ I guess that would make you a fly guy, right ;)

stanlee

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7 years ago

Finally someone recognizes!

bkkruined

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7 years ago

Sushi is kinda like pussy.
It should be tasteless, eaten for the texture only.
If it smells, leave it alone, it's gone bad.

stanlee

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7 years ago

Not bad

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