I like my sex how I like my sushi

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stanlee
Saw that quote on twitter today. Reminded me of one of my old ones. I like my strippers how I like my deli turkey.


Wait for it.




Not mesquite.




Not oven roasted.




Shaved thin.

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stanlee
Illinois
7 years ago
I guess there should be a comma in there somewhere
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Bj99
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7 years ago
^haha!
oh man.
(or maybe that should be oh woman...)
you agree Bj99?
Like sushi? Rolled in rice?
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Bj99
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7 years ago
Lol justme, I thought you were making a joke ab the comma.
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stanlee
Illinois
7 years ago
I’m assuming the op on twit was referring to “raw”. But you may be onto something with dipped in soy sauce. Wait. You didn’t say that. I did.
I like my sex how I like my sushi?????????

With a warning label?

Without parasites?

Not sure!
I use sushi for bait ;)
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stanlee
Illinois
7 years ago
I’m more of an artificial guy, 25
^^^ I guess that would make you a fly guy, right ;)
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stanlee
Illinois
7 years ago
Finally someone recognizes!
Sushi is kinda like pussy.
It should be tasteless, eaten for the texture only.
If it smells, leave it alone, it's gone bad.
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stanlee
Illinois
7 years ago
Not bad
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