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I like my sex how I like my sushi

stanlee

Illinois

8 yrs ago · 1 min read

Saw that quote on twitter today. Reminded me of one of my old ones. I like my strippers how I like my deli turkey.

Wait for it.

Not mesquite.

Not oven roasted.

Shaved thin.

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stanlee

I guess there should be a comma in there somewhere

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Jascoi

absolutely yes... stanlee.

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Bj99

^haha!

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Jascoi

oh man. (or maybe that should be oh woman...) you agree Bj99?

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flagooner

Like sushi? Rolled in rice?

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Bj99

Lol justme, I thought you were making a joke ab the comma.

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stanlee

I’m assuming the op on twit was referring to “raw”. But you may be onto something with dipped in soy sauce. Wait. You didn’t say that. I did.

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Electronman

I like my sex how I like my sushi?????????

With a warning label?

Without parasites?

Not sure!

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twentyfive

I use sushi for bait ;)

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stanlee

I’m more of an artificial guy, 25

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twentyfive

^^^ I guess that would make you a fly guy, right ;)

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stanlee

Finally someone recognizes!

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bkkruined

Sushi is kinda like pussy. It should be tasteless, eaten for the texture only. If it smells, leave it alone, it's gone bad.

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stanlee

Not bad

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