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shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Last week I hooked up with this chick for OTC at her apartment. She was just my type and a very good price. Things were going well and we moved into the bed room. She turned out to be one of the worst lays that I have ever had. So I flipped her over and started doing her from behind. A minute later her dog jumped up on the bed and started licking my ass hole. Well that did it. I blew my load and then stole the dog. :)
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Then, I had a decent SB arrangement going with a girl with no kids, but did have a dog. That dog was just as bad as the kids. She couldn't do overnights, couldn't go out of town.
Now my checklist includes no kids AND no dogs.
Better if you could do the girl at your place, as you then have control of those variables. Or for business travelers, having to rent a hotel room anyway, and with untaxed funds. At the girl's place, don't know what or who you could have to deal with. Girl I knew in college, she had graduated from the school and was now an office employee. Renting a room in a house with some other students. To me the place always smelled strange. I found that beyond a point I did not want to be going that far from where I was. Over the telephone, told her that I "didn't really want a girlfriend", at that time. That was the end. She was just in a different world than I was, and too far away too.
I tell you, it really is peripheral circumstantial things, like just how life is set up, which determine who gets to fuck the women. It is not wealth, fame, power, or good looks.
SJG
And you "blowing your load" is inconsistent with your profile.
I didn't realize it was in the 40 Year Old Virgin.