Most awkward experiences with dancers....

Icey
I put your ATF on a winning team
I've had two of the most awkward ones recently....

My main candidate for a main bitch asked me if I wanted a free dinner at a restaurant I wanted to try. What she didn't say was that her sugar daddy would be paying til later and asked if I was sure I wanted to go. I figured what could go wrong. She introduced me as her cousin... He treated me like a kid, and watching this old man grope her during dinner....which was excellent, was disgusting. She had to physically stop me from attacking him after dinner....

Other awkward moment was at a bday party for a stripper..... A girl I hate was there, at the club she gets drunk AF, tells everyone sob stories and tries to stick her hands in guys' pockets.... She's the same way out of the club....

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rickdugan
5 years ago
Good topic, even coming from a wanna' be troll pimp.

Two come to mind:

***Awkward Moment #1***

As I posted about recently, a girl I met in a club in Philly told me, after a little chit chat, that I'm probably a good Dad. I said that I don't know about that given how many hours I spend in places like this. She responded with "Well I'm sure you don't molest your kids like mine did."

What do you say to a girl after that? Also, how could I possibly solicit this young early 20s girl for OTC after she had said all of that to me, a guy who was old enough to be her Dad himself?

***Awkward Moment #2***

A hot ass girl who I previously took for OTC was begging me to do so again. She was obviously drunk. I had stopped taking her OTC previously because she gave a lousy BJ the last two time I took her out. She was offering up everything to tempt me, including everything bare and almost whatever else I wanted. This girl was really beautiful and I was sorely tempted, but she was just too drunk for me to feel ok about doing that.

So instead I just told her that she needed to go home and sober up, as kindly as I could. But she wouldn't stop and spent nearly 45 minutes wheedling and begging. Finally, the bartender said something to the manager and he came over, brought her back to the dressing room and then escorted her out of the club.
Mate27
5 years ago
I saw Speedy Gonzales at HK TJ screaming “andule, andule, Ariba, Ariba!”
RandomMember
5 years ago
@Icey: "He treated me like a kid, and watching this old man grope her during dinner... was disgusting"
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Well what do you expect, @Icey? What kind of repulsive slut would date a wannabe pimp/drug dealer? She's probably not on the high end of the socioeconomic food chain.
Mate27
5 years ago
^^^ I’m surprised you didn’t critique my spelling and grammar of the Spanish language, beings how righteous you think you are.
RandomMember
5 years ago
^^ well, since you mentioned it, the Speedy Gonzales reference is mildly racist and just plain stupid.
twentyfive
5 years ago
^ well so is locos persona I guess it’s really a wash.
chowder
5 years ago
Was about to take a girl to VIP and she said, "Wait one second. My daughter works here and she is new. Don't worry she will not charge you. She is new and I want to show her how this is done"
Icey
5 years ago
@RickDugan.... The dad/molestation comment would have hit me. I don't think I'd be able to get a dance from her. I'd genuinely feel bad for her. I'd do a drunk chick though.... but the circumstances, yeah...


RandomMember, No need to be classist. She's a great girl. It was just an awkward situation....or my making, I could have refused to go but just didn't think it would affect me that way. Now I know why dancers I date won't work if I'm there ...



Meat72, The Speedy Gonzalez comments are old, keep track of which profiles you use to post that racist drivel.
Nidan111
5 years ago
I love Speedy Gonzales. Not quite like I love strippers, but still....
Mate27
5 years ago
Yeah, quite the troll calling someone a racist who used a Looney tune character as a reference. That’s quite the far reach, but not as far as assuming I have an alias like you do.

I’m finding the most ignorant people are those using the race card, especially in this site. FOr example, SJG, IceyLoco and Randumbmember.
Icey
5 years ago
Speedy Gonzalez is a caricature of very negative stereotypes.
Cristobal
5 years ago
@sirdancealot

I took your advice and read the original post as if it was written by a women writer and it does sound more like a women writer (my opinion only).

Mate27
5 years ago
^^ Or maybe a gay beaner?
Icey
5 years ago
The trolls who bitch about trolling in the Front Room are just trolling VIP now. If you don't want to partake in my thread, don't. But don't troll it.
Mate27
5 years ago
What a racist troll!
Cristobal
5 years ago
Most awkard experience with a dancer:

Up until this time, all the dancers I wanted to take to the VIP toom for FS, I did I was batting 1.000

One night i went to a favorite FS club and eyed a new cutie, as she walked the toom, I made good eye contact and invited to sit with me.

We had a good conversación and she was flirty and just enough handsy to know I wanted to take her to the VIP toom.

So when we discussed price, she was way too high and instead negotiating or bailing out, I reminded surprisingly and awkwardly silent.

She made the next move by suggesting to get more money from the ATM, which I rejected and she again asked how much money I had (I never answer that question) which made me again awkwardly silent.

I wanted her in the VIP toom but I couldn't justify the expense, so i brought a few dancers from her which was the best idea because her lap dancers were average at best.

It was awkard to not be able to handle the situation quickly, now when I hear a price I don't want to pay, I know how to move on.
rickdugan
5 years ago
===> "I'd do a drunk chick though.... but the circumstances, yeah..."

There's drunk and then there's very drunk. She was the latter. In order to feel ok about some of the ridiculous shit that I do, I have to have lines that I will not cross and, for me, that is one of them.
Icey
5 years ago
RickDugan, you're right. If she's shit face wasted or passed out I wouldn't either....
Icey
5 years ago
Cristobal, I'd move on any time they mention a price, I don't do P4P but in cases like that you're likely to not get your money's worth
bkkruined
5 years ago
Really hot girl I had FS one night in the back, left my whole lap wet. Afterward, she went up on stage, and another girl I'd been there with before comes and sits on my lap (in her moisture). But, that wasn't the awkward part...

So, I saw her a couple other times at the club and got her number. One night I text her, she's working, I'll stop by.

I'm there about 15 minutes, paramedics come in with a stretcher. Everyone kinda keeps doing what they are doing like it's no big deal. On their way out I see her looking rather annoyed at being on it carried out, and I make solid eye contact, she looked kinda down and away from me...
Icey
5 years ago
Did you ever find out what happened?
Mate27
5 years ago
^^ Did you ever eat so many beans that your main bitch couldn’t give you a blow Job because she passed out from the stench?
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