Who has the best crazy stories?
4got2wipe
In a brilliant place!
My general feeling is that gawker wins and rickdugan is close. But max_starr has a good entry with the stripper boyfriend who tried to do a drive by on a bicycle!
https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
In my opinion, to qualify as a truly brilliant crazy story the crazy story has to be plausible (even if it is unlikely), crazy, possibly stupid (OK, probably stupid), and possibly dangerous. Ideally costly to the poster and even dangerous to the poster (perhaps those things go along with crazy).
So juicebox69's stories about covering himself in bacon and lying down for strippers and/or dachshunds don't qualify on the plausibility scale, though who knows? Of course, those stories are mostly told by others and not by juicebox69!
JohnSmith69's stories about DS's are also entertaining and plausible, but typically not dangerous or stupid! Not that there is anything wrong with that, in fact my hat is off to JohnSmith69 for not indulging in the stupid and dangerous!
max_starr's story about meeting the criminal boyfriend when he was passed out and the stripper saying stuff about them fighting probably qualifies under stupid and dangerous. So overall he's giving gawker and rickdugan a run for their money!
https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
In my opinion, to qualify as a truly brilliant crazy story the crazy story has to be plausible (even if it is unlikely), crazy, possibly stupid (OK, probably stupid), and possibly dangerous. Ideally costly to the poster and even dangerous to the poster (perhaps those things go along with crazy).
So juicebox69's stories about covering himself in bacon and lying down for strippers and/or dachshunds don't qualify on the plausibility scale, though who knows? Of course, those stories are mostly told by others and not by juicebox69!
JohnSmith69's stories about DS's are also entertaining and plausible, but typically not dangerous or stupid! Not that there is anything wrong with that, in fact my hat is off to JohnSmith69 for not indulging in the stupid and dangerous!
max_starr's story about meeting the criminal boyfriend when he was passed out and the stripper saying stuff about them fighting probably qualifies under stupid and dangerous. So overall he's giving gawker and rickdugan a run for their money!
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Max has had some good stories but they are just a small sample size compared to Gawker. GACA has some good ones too. JS69s best stories came from hanging out with Rech, not DSs. Don’t forget about Farmerart. I don’t even see why Ricky D is on the radar? He has stories but I don’t recall any of them being wild, Subraman has a lot of good stories but none of them are wild either when compared to Gawker or GACA.
Definitely true that gawker wins the craziness. rickdugan really wins in the stupid and d-baggy category. I'm not asserting that he's stupid (though I'm sure he THINKS he's smarter than he is). I'm just saying that driving drunk with a stripper that has an outstanding bench warrant is stupid. And dangerous. Plus he's generally saying d-baggy things.
Who had the horny daughter of a family friend story? Maybe GoldmongerATL. That was aces if I remember correctly.
Alas, I'd have to make up a crazy story. When I club it is strictly ITC and I'm generally unwilling to go too far due to being generally risk averse. I'll have to think about something plausible!
Of course, I have never told the story about driving a stripper to downtown Detroit to buy heroin from her drug dealer. An old white man and a young blonde stripper cruising through some scary back streets in a BMW. What could possibly go wrong?
Gawker’s stories are quite out there as well. The effect of the one girl on his life is substantial.
There was that one time, girl asks if I want a dance, I say yes, takes me to the back room with the couches, asks me if I want more, I say yes, she pulls it out wraps it up and mounts me... Nothing really unusual about that so far...
And starts humping hard enough she's pushing the whole couch backwards!!!
Which was kinda cool, until she pushes it into the girl with the guy on the couch behind us. And then we need to move the couch forward, but I'm sitting on it, with my dick out... A little awkward.