Who has the best crazy stories?

So now it’s your turn to entertain us, if you don’t have any real crazy ones make one up ! ;)

Not even close Gawker wins.

Max has had some good stories but they are just a small sample size compared to Gawker. GACA has some good ones too. JS69s best stories came from hanging out with Rech, not DSs. Don’t forget about Farmerart. I don’t even see why Ricky D is on the radar? He has stories but I don’t recall any of them being wild, Subraman has a lot of good stories but none of them are wild either when compared to Gawker or GACA.

^ Hell yes farmer Art was pretty damn good and the trolls we have now can’t hold a candle to Rech, that was a funny fucker, plus who could forget Motorhead as far as a sense of humor he had some of the funniest comments I ever read.

I'll have to go back to some of Farmerart's. He was before my time.

Definitely true that gawker wins the craziness. rickdugan really wins in the stupid and d-baggy category. I'm not asserting that he's stupid (though I'm sure he THINKS he's smarter than he is). I'm just saying that driving drunk with a stripper that has an outstanding bench warrant is stupid. And dangerous. Plus he's generally saying d-baggy things.

Who had the horny daughter of a family friend story? Maybe GoldmongerATL. That was aces if I remember correctly.

Alas, I'd have to make up a crazy story. When I club it is strictly ITC and I'm generally unwilling to go too far due to being generally risk averse. I'll have to think about something plausible!

Gawker wins for craziest , but his isn't a story it is like the epic PL version of The Odyssey.

OMG how could I forget GoldmongerATL. His stories are excellent!!!!

but not as frequent. Ole Bag Boy James had some good ones too, wonder what happened to him.

My favorite part of the crazy stories is that they aren't mine.

My top 3 would be Gawker, FarmerArt & Dick Johnson.

Gawker definitely has the craziest stories. I used to think I had some fucked up adventures with strippers, but Gawker came along and blew me away.

Of course, I have never told the story about driving a stripper to downtown Detroit to buy heroin from her drug dealer. An old white man and a young blonde stripper cruising through some scary back streets in a BMW. What could possibly go wrong?

I think the FarmerArt stories were the most outrageous, including his purchase of the huge RV that he couldn’t drive or park at the clubs.

Gawker’s stories are quite out there as well. The effect of the one girl on his life is substantial.

I’ll admit gawkers stories are pretty crazy , the issue for me is he’s really a nice man, because of that I find myself feeling bad for him.

I'm sure people have crazier stories... There was that one time, girl asks if I want a dance, I say yes, takes me to the back room with the couches, asks me if I want more, I say yes, she pulls it out wraps it up and mounts me... Nothing really unusual about that so far... And starts humping hard enough she's pushing the whole couch backwards!!! Which was kinda cool, until she pushes it into the girl with the guy on the couch behind us. And then we need to move the couch forward, but I'm sitting on it, with my dick out... A little awkward.

Thanks for the accolades. I just posted a new discussion about a mildly questionable evening last night. FarmerArt and I exchanged several messages about his “sweetie” and my ATF. He just could not understand how I could get off watching another man with her. I remember laughing out loud when he wrote of his adventures with his million dollar RV. His narratives were better than any who contribute today.

I need to go back and read framerart’s stories. His reputation for being a great story teller is impressive!