Comments by Conundrum (page 4)

So I should be able to ask a dancer for a receipt for tax purposes, right?

After school SPECIALS....

EXTRAS Credit?

I feel behind the times, does using a P.O. box, stamps, and the USPS still count?

^ There is an adults-only resort in Hawaii ?

No, I would be laughing too much to enjoy any kjnd of dance.

I still have "rabbit ears" for my TV. Dumped cable 15 years ago. Use netflix for dvd and online movies. Even now, I find I watch TV less and less...

TEXTING while driving! Playing with their cellphone while failing to maintain their lane in front of me OR tailgating me. (Especially on the freeway.) TURN SIGNALS! Not even using a turn signl, cutting in front of you without a turn signal and almost hitting you. Signaling to go left and then go right.

Posting her schedule shows some personal initiative in marketing herself, nice.

Wow, even used some reviews from the internet, good thing he doe not read TUSL.

Wonder what the response would have been if you texted her, "Sorry, but I had already starting making other arrangements for next week."

Now that is what I call VALET parking!

Sounds like she already suspicious that your "friend" is not a guy, but a girl and is trying to catch you in a lie.....be careful..

How about fart and light it up for illumination!

I see made for TV movie in the making...

6. If she is potentially a DS or unicorn, then yes tip her, but don't get into a bidding war with the others. Take a chance she will favor you over the others, nothing ventured, nothing gained, right? If not, then surely there is always another to take her place.

Chucky E Cheese for President! Then everyone will be saying "Cheese-wiz, not another one!"

From a distance you will notice the body, the way she is dressed, her walk, the way she moves, then the hair, the face will usual add or subtract from her beauty, then the personality, confidence, laugh, voice, ability to converse with some intelligence. With dancers, it is just body, the way they move, and the face. Personality may or may not be an issue (since, your not marrying them, just renting them for an hour or two;-)

Makes you want to "Fatal Attraction"....

What about telekinesis?

Very nice!

To paraphrase a movie quote, "Pants! We don't need no stinking pants!"

I am not a policy maker, just an operator.

I agree with Chili Palmer. If she is the best at what she does and worth the wait, hell yes, but that does not mean I have to sit idly by, I can sample other dancers and check out other talent, you never know what you may find.

Ride of the Valkyries by Wagner, maybe?