Comments by doctorevil (page 6)

I wish those who aren’t veterans would stop trying to tell us what veterans think and want.

“ How is asking about a particular dancer any more creepy than posting dancers stage names and what they did?” It’s not. They’re both equally creepy.

If you have to ask . . .

I ran into a dancer years ago who recommended tuscl to me. I played dumb and just said “what’s that?“ She explained the reviews and said she used it to plan her travel dancing.

I get dancer compliments on my Dial soap scent.

$1,200 for some grinding, hands through hair, and motorboating? No thanks.

And in case anyone's interested, here is the stripper that ratted out the judge: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/meet-atlantas-most-notorious-stripper You may note, she also worked at Follies.

Yes, it was better in the 90's. Basically, another verision of the Pink Pony. This is the same club where federal judge Jack Camp ran into trouble. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/federal-judge-jack-camp-pleads-guilty-the-judge-the-stripper-the-laptopthe-end/

You should have told him it wasn’t yours, that you only fuck raw.

I’m a 10 minutesl drive from a couple of decent clubs. That’s as close as I want to be. FYI, Mickey’s Valley View Pub in RI is literally in the middle of a residential neighborhood, with houses right next door and across the street. Weird. Apparently no zoning ordinances there.

Interesting piece of trivia on the name Orlando. Another one: why is the Orlando Aiport code MCO? Because it was originally McCoy Air Force Base, named after the wing commander, killed in a training accident.

Damn, Muddy—that place is hard to get to. You are going above and beyond in your never ending quest to review every strip club on the planet.

I’ve had multiple strippers tell me they like my dick because “it’s not too big.“ I’m not sure if I should feel complemented or insulted. On the other hand, at least they don’t say it’s too small.

Yes, really.

If you want Oz beautiful dancers with extras, go to Oz and ask the dancer about extras.

Yeah, I don’t really see the attraction either. Just based on the reviews, I had no intention of ever going, but had some business to take care of in Burlington last week, and was literally minutes away, so why not? It is as advertised in the reviews. Grannies giving hand jobs. Granted, most of them are in fairly decent shape, and I even saw one really cute late 20s early 30s. But they weren’t willing to do anything beyond a hand job, which is not really my thing at the club. I can stay at home, do that myself, and save a bunch of money. Honestly, even if they were doing BJs or FS, I would turn most of them down.

Yes, you're acting like a pussy ass bitch. The most important part of a review is a description of the lineup. If it's substandard, say so. But yeah, like with extras, don't call out a particular girl.

“things really heated up” but “No touching kitty or boobs”??? Well, I guess that’s possible. I do remember one stripper who sucked my dick but didn’t want me to touch her boobs.

I’ve got a good bit of experience with this (over 100 VIP/OTC pics/videos ). In my estimate, approximately 90% are OK with topless/nude pics, with no extra charge/tip. I’ve only had a couple ask for a tip for a photo. A small minority don’t want their face shown. A substantial percentage are OK with XXX photos or videos, and again, no extra charge. And no, it’s not just the “most wrecked” girls. They’re not all 10s, but I don’t do VIPs or OTC with wrecked girls. If you’re interested in this, just ask. And don’t give up if you get a couple of nos the first few times. There really are a lot who are OK with us.

I agree with CMI that the correlation between warm up dances and high mileage VIP is not strong. However, I always do them anyway, but just as a way to get more of the overall vibe of the girl and an opportunity for a candid talk. I’ve had girls that you have lame floor dances, but excellent VIPs. Ask direct questions and you usually get direct answers.

Waffle House

"I'm Free" "Playing with the boys" "Heart to Heart" "This is it" "I'm Alright" So are these new code words, like Billy Joel and Frank Sinatra?

We don’t need no stinkin’ names. Explicit without names is much more valuable information than names with a generic description of “fun,“ “a great time,“ or “I left very happy,“ which means different things to different folks. I guess if all you want out of a strip club visit is a good grind and maybe some titty groping, then it really doesn’t matter. But if you like extras, this is valuable information, especially for someone who uses TUSCL to decide what clubs to visit when traveling. But even then, very explicit details, like how many and what positions, or how deep she goes, or how many milliliters of cum oozed out of your used condom, aren’t really necessary. Whether or not you got a BJ or FS tells us all we need to know. Oh, and how much you “tipped” would be nice to know. This can vary dramatically from city to city, club to club, and girl to girl, of course, but it gives you a ballpark idea for discussion purposes, if you find a suitable candidate to keep you company in VIP for a little while. And I can figure out who is a suitable candidate all by myself.

Muddy, looks like you missed one. I'm sure it was an oversight. You're local. Please get over there and give us a review pronto!

Thanks. I like Mexican. I'll have to check it out.