Embarrassing moment at a club

That manager is an idiot, he should know better than to embarrass a customer and possibly lose revenue. Smarter play would have been to speak with the dancer, and let her handle that issue.

Yeah, I wondered about that. But I was pissed at myself because I'm pretty careful about that.

Contrast that to Follies where the girls used to just say throw it behind the couch.

at least you didn't get kicked out.

You should have told him it wasn’t yours, that you only fuck raw.

So he knew the dropped condom was yours and not one of the other 200-300 used on that shift?

So basically he said its ok to solicit prostitution in his club but not ok to be a litterbug.

So you were walking around the club carrying a spent condom? The Cuban girls in South Florida wrap the condom up with baby wipes during the clean up process, and take care of the disposal.

Vivide has a sign by the front door. "no baby wipes allowed". The Cubans were clogging up the toilets and causing them to flood the dressing room and extending out to the main floor of the club.

“ So basically he said it’s ok to solicit prostitution in his club but not ok to be a litterbug.”

To be fair, litterbugs are assholes. Sometimes litterbugs make me so mad I just…I just…ROAR!!!

I was in a Seattle club in the good old days and a girl just spit on the floor. Maybe just have some spittoon around the lap dance area.

I had just returned from a trip and hadn’t busted a nut in almost a week. Went to my go to club with a very particular dancer in mind to help relieve me. I was overwhelmed upon arrival and forgot to inform her, it shot out both sides of her mouth and her nose. I felt so bad, but at the same time could hardly keep from laughing.

Went to VIP with a big titted, tight ass, hot little thing (not first time with her) who seemed to be feeling fine and was not drunk. Well, she went too deep, hit her gag reflex, got up, walked over a few feet, and hurled right on the floor. She turned to come back to me and said "I'm ok" and then turned back around and hurled again, in the same place. She excused herself, cleaned up, came back, and handled it like a pro. She apologized profusely but it wasn't like she meant to do it. I'm a sick fuck for feeling this way, but it was a huge turn on and I could barely wait for her to get back. While we were making out later (she had cleaned up, remember) she told me she wanted to be able to go deeper for me and said in the most sexy way while looking up at me, "we'll have to work on that won't we?" Puke or not, give me a girl like this any day.

5FG I couldn't help but laugh at your post, that's fucking hilarious. Reminds me of an old joke..... Why did the rubber fly around the room? It was pissed off!

@context: something similar happened to me recently.

A dancer/escort I know was giving me a dance in the LDA, when she paused, leaned forward, and something dripped out her nose. She wiped her nose, looked at me and said "you know what I do, and I just got done doing it in VIP a few minutes ago". What she does is give deepthroat head, and she's pretty good at it. I always get CBJ, but if I read the situation right, she blew a dude uncovered, consumed the nut, and some of it went up her nose. Then it dripped out later during my lap dance. I think that's possible? Not sure.

I did not get a BJ from her that night.

@drewcareypnw: Since your experience happened at night I can rule myself out as the culprit.

I'm focused on the part about a strip club cleaning lady being grossed out by a condom. It seems she could be cleaning many other places...not that hotel rooms are any less freaky to clean.