Comments by EastCoaster (page 16)

I have a favorite dancer who is mentioned quite positively by many others here who works in a NJ club with many reviews. She is in her mid- to late 50s, but could *easily* pass for mid- to late 30s. Getting dances from her is the very definition of a Girl Friend Experience, which is part of the allure, but her body is amazing. Of course, not every dancer approaching 60 could pull that off, but she is living proof that it can be done.

I agree with anything said here in support of Skittles. I met her once, and she is a wonderful person -- as EndlessSummer surmised, a real sweetheart. As much as I think Arizona Turd Blossom deserves all the trolling we can muster, it should not be done at the expense of any of the ladies who post here in good faith.

san_jose_guy_ is a troll account -- a different asshole, not san_jose_guy.

To each his own, but like drewcareypnw, this is not my thing either. I once met a stripper in a club who looked pretty good, but when she shook my hand, she definitely had "man hands." I was done, right then and there. All I could think of was this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuwLFkpk4Lw

^ Ever notice how Arizona Turd Blossom always brings the conversation -- any conversation -- around to homosexual acts? Interesting obsession for someone on a website devoted to strip clubs

^ Ever notice how Arizona Turd Blossom always brings the conversation -- any conversation -- around to homosexual acts? Interesting obsession for someone on a website devoted to strip clubs.

I am a working musician, but not famous by any stretch of the imagination. Not even close. However, about four years ago I sat in with a band as a featured instrumentalist at a live show at a small venue in one of the Atlanta suburbs, and the video of that performance has now been seen more than 3 million times on You Tube. What those 3 million viewers don’t know – but now you do – is that 30 minutes before that performance, I was at Follies, balls-deep in one of the Griffin girls.

^ I agree with misterorange. I put that asshole on ignore, but the photos still show up.

Wow, a lot of pent-up vitriol here (nicespice's ever-present positivity notwithstanding). People are people, and each generation has good folks and bad folks (however you, personally, choose to define that). Describing a *whole generation* as this or that is like saying all strip clubs in a given state either suck or are fantastic. As we know, some states are better than others in terms of strip clubs, but the clubs are not all one thing or the other across the board.

Gotta love a website named Daily Veracity. The first three sentences of the story in the initial link start with: 1) "According to unverified reports..." 2) "Allegedly..." 3) "Reportedly..." Just sayin'...

^ Ever notice how Arizona Turd Blossom always brings the conversation -- any conversation -- around to homosexual acts? Interesting obsession for someone on a website devoted to strip clubs. OP, pay no attention to the asshole who calls himself desertscrub. He is the most ignored person on this site. https://tuscl.net/top40.php?id=11

^ Ever notice how Arizona Turd Blossom always brings the conversation -- any conversation -- around to homosexual acts? Interesting obsession for someone on a website devoted to strip clubs.

^ Ever notice how Arizona Turd Blossom always brings the conversation -- any conversation -- around to homosexual acts? Interesting obsession for someone on a website devoted to strip clubs.

"The club [Southside Johnny's] describes itself as an 'upscale Las Vegas style Gentleman’s Club.'" Best laugh I've had all day. Maybe this month, even.

Then there's this one, which I just rejected: Got me well Thsi was a great place. The girls were so attentive and even let me kiss and suck on their tits. All for $50!! Ghar ka maalik/ruler- - aapko ruler pasand hay/walid naheen hai idhar, toh jehsa bhi chaahthi hein woheen karti hein, aur aapko kabhi pasnad naheen atha itna - matlab kay har chees pay condition (jehse tab ghar ka renovation) (aabhi tak bathroom naheen khola hai aur hum patience seh intoxaar khar rahein hai maheeno say; aapko garage done chehye tha pechlay hafta final tab Abu kho aaramse karna tha)

Nice write-up; very entertaining to read. I'm glad you had a good time. You said she told you her dances were $25 per song. Afterwards, to quote you, "She said 'it was 5 dances so $150'." Is that some sort of special Tampa math?

Nice write-up; gave me a good feel for this place. Thanks for taking the time to submit it. You said, "2 of the amateurs were smoke shows. I was surprised to see this in a location D-scrub would call fly over country but they were a couple 9s 10s." Most places in this country, wherever you go, are going to be a mixed bag, but there are beautiful women all over.

^ "Any recommendations from you guys?" Yeah, stay the hell away from Vegas. Jesus, what a rip.

Ever notice how Arizona Turd Blossom always brings the conversation -- any conversation -- around to homosexual acts? Interesting obsession for someone on a website devoted to strip clubs.

And another one, submitted yesterday: Had a great time Super friendly staff! Super great company and I will definitely go back. Be friends with the security

Ever notice how Arizona Turd Blossom always brings the conversation -- any conversation -- around to homosexual acts? Interesting obsession for someone on a website devoted to strip clubs.

One of the funniest things I ever saw in my life was the very proper British movie star David Niven telling Johnny Carson on the Tonight show the story of how his penis got frozen while he was riding in a chair lift with his friend (and fellow actor) Robert Wagner. I couldn't find the Tonight show clip, but here is an account of that story I found online: Wagner went to visit Niven at Cortina d'Ampezzo in Europe to take a break from things. One day Niven and Wagner were riding a chairlift that went up a tall mountain, where at the top there was a nice restaurant. The two men had dressed casually but the weather had changed drastically and became very cold. After lunch, when Niven and Wagner got back in the chairlift to ride down the mountain, Niven casually said, "My cock is frozen. I have a frozen cock. Frozen solid." When the two got to the bottom where there hotel was, Niven asked Wagner's friend and future 2nd wife, Marion Marshall to sit on his lap to warm up a "very valuable part of David's life." Niven then ordered a Brandy and asked Wagner to follow him to the men's room where he then unzipped his pants and dropped his penis into the brandy snifter to keep from getting frostbite. Next, the men's room door swung open and a man dressed in a military uniform walked in. Seeing Niven with his cock in the glass and Wagner staring at it, the man stood shocked. Without skipping a beat, Niven looked up and said, "I always give it a little drink from time to time."

@Rt1003727, very nice first review here on TUSCL. Pay no attention to desertscrub.

One of the most well-written and informative reviews I have seen in a long time. Thanks for posting this.