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EastCoaster
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I strongly prefer women of color. Every color.

4 yrs ago · 4 min read

Arizona Turd Blossom will undoubtedly upvote it without reading it.

Just in case you're wondering, the first "a" is the title of the review.

Visited: Evening Dancers: 6-10 $ Spent: $100-$300

a a aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa a

Replies (13)Latest

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EastCoaster

And another one, submitted yesterday:

Had a great time Super friendly staff! Super great company and I will definitely go back. Be friends with the security

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Papi_Chulo

w.r.t. the first one; I'm sure some on here will say "hey that was his experience"

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misterorange

This "aa aa aa" guy, I rejected the submission and forgot about it in about 1.5 seconds if not for this thread. Lol.

At least desertscrub is somewhat entertaining with his mildly disruptive behavior.

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datinman

Wouldn't you know it. SJG's first strip club review and it would have been brilliant, but the "A" key was stuck on the San Jose Library keyboard.

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EastCoaster

Ever notice how Arizona Turd Blossom always brings the conversation -- any conversation -- around to homosexual acts? Interesting obsession for someone on a website devoted to strip clubs.

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Muddy

A+ from me.

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minnow

I would have downvoted, with the comment "club ad for Alcoholics Anonymous."

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623

Maybe the guy is a Canadian with a spelling problem and a speech impediment, eh?

You guys are so hard to please.

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Cashman1234

Likely written by Henry Winkler in character of The Fonz.

Or another Club Ad!

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Too many reviews sound fake and generic or name hookers. Very few come across as normal experiences.

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Pablo99

I saw that one and couldn’t downvote it fast enough - WTF?

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Warrior15

I guess he just didn't think it was worth a AAA rating.

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CandymanOfProvidence

He was trying to express his strong opinion but his keyboard was broken, all those "aa" should be translated to "caca"

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