Latest contender for Worst Review Submitted for Publication

Arizona Turd Blossom will undoubtedly upvote it without reading it.
Just in case you're wondering, the first "a" is the title of the review.
Visited: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
$ Spent: $100-$300
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last commentAnd another one, submitted yesterday:
Had a great time
Super friendly staff! Super great company and I will definitely go back. Be friends with the security
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w.r.t. the first one; I'm sure some on here will say "hey that was his experience"
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This "aa aa aa" guy, I rejected the submission and forgot about it in about 1.5 seconds if not for this thread. Lol.
At least desertscrub is somewhat entertaining with his mildly disruptive behavior.
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Wouldn't you know it. SJG's first strip club review and it would have been brilliant, but the "A" key was stuck on the San Jose Library keyboard.
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Ever notice how Arizona Turd Blossom always brings the conversation -- any conversation -- around to homosexual acts? Interesting obsession for someone on a website devoted to strip clubs.
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A+ from me.
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I would have downvoted, with the comment "club ad for Alcoholics Anonymous."
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Maybe the guy is a Canadian with a spelling problem and a speech impediment, eh?
You guys are so hard to please.
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Likely written by Henry Winkler in character of The Fonz.
Or another Club Ad!
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Too many reviews sound fake and generic or name hookers. Very few come across as normal experiences.
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I saw that one and couldn’t downvote it fast enough - WTF?
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I guess he just didn't think it was worth a AAA rating.
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He was trying to express his strong opinion but his keyboard was broken, all those "aa" should be translated to "caca"
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