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EastCoaster
I strongly prefer women of color. Every color.
Arizona Turd Blossom will undoubtedly upvote it without reading it.

Just in case you're wondering, the first "a" is the title of the review.

Visited: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
$ Spent: $100-$300

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EastCoaster
3 years ago
And another one, submitted yesterday:

Had a great time
Super friendly staff! Super great company and I will definitely go back. Be friends with the security
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Papi_Chulo
3 years ago
w.r.t. the first one; I'm sure some on here will say "hey that was his experience"
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misterorange
3 years ago
This "aa aa aa" guy, I rejected the submission and forgot about it in about 1.5 seconds if not for this thread. Lol.

At least desertscrub is somewhat entertaining with his mildly disruptive behavior.
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datinman
3 years ago
Wouldn't you know it. SJG's first strip club review and it would have been brilliant, but the "A" key was stuck on the San Jose Library keyboard.
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EastCoaster
3 years ago
Ever notice how Arizona Turd Blossom always brings the conversation -- any conversation -- around to homosexual acts? Interesting obsession for someone on a website devoted to strip clubs.
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Muddy
3 years ago
A+ from me.
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minnow
3 years ago
I would have downvoted, with the comment "club ad for Alcoholics Anonymous."
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623
3 years ago
Maybe the guy is a Canadian with a spelling problem and a speech impediment, eh?

You guys are so hard to please.
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Cashman1234
3 years ago
Likely written by Henry Winkler in character of The Fonz.

Or another Club Ad!
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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
Too many reviews sound fake and generic or name hookers. Very few come across as normal experiences.
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Pablo99
3 years ago
I saw that one and couldn’t downvote it fast enough - WTF?
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Warrior15
3 years ago
I guess he just didn't think it was worth a AAA rating.
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CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
He was trying to express his strong opinion but his keyboard was broken, all those "aa" should be translated to "caca"
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