Hit or miss delivered a memorable visit

If you haven't seen me on the Discussion board lately, it's because it's a tough read due to Crackhead Slurpee-Boi. Anyway, on to the review...

Do I really need to describe the place, there are 1500+ reviews already. Located in a relatively safe spot in a generally not-so-safe area with ample lighted parking. 2-story building with the action on the first floor. One large stage, a small restroom, a back bar, and a few different locations off the main area to the naughty rooms. Cover was $5 or $10 - I don't remember - and I visited on a weekday holiday, maybe around 3pm?

Did my usual - walked in and surveyed the talent while slowly heading to the bathroom as this strategy helps me avoid any door vultures. I then walked to the bar and ordered a diet red bull (this is a no alcohol place) for $12. On stage was a pretty little light-skinned girl with long braids, kinda reminded me of that fine, crazy bitch all over Chris Tucker in the movie Friday. I did notice that she had some moves. Instead of finding a seat, I decided to just sip on the red bull at the bar and check the talent. Maybe about 5-7 girls working, Im not sure - this is what I remember: