Do you want to poll my ballot box?

How do you keep a politician from drowning?

Take your foot off his head

What's the difference between strippers and politicians? Politicians do a better job of fucking you.

I’ll just put the tip in once the curtains close! The folks you voting for are gonna fuck you anyway - might as well get used to the feeling...

Ready for me to cast your ballot?

I didn’t think that would work! Lol!