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Do you want to poll my ballot box?

You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole

11/6/2018 4:00:39 AM

I'm trying to come up with some good jokes about strippers and elections.

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6 years ago

How do you keep a politician from drowning?

Take your foot off his head

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6 years ago

What's the difference between strippers and politicians?
Politicians do a better job of fucking you.

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6 years ago

I’ll just put the tip in once the curtains close! The folks you voting for are gonna fuck you anyway - might as well get used to the feeling...

Ready for me to cast your ballot?

I didn’t think that would work! Lol!

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