I'm trying to come up with some good jokes about strippers and elections.
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gammanu95Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
I'm trying to come up with some good jokes about strippers and elections.
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last commentHow do you keep a politician from drowning?
Take your foot off his head
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What's the difference between strippers and politicians?
Politicians do a better job of fucking you.
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I’ll just put the tip in once the curtains close! The folks you voting for are gonna fuck you anyway - might as well get used to the feeling...
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I didn’t think that would work! Lol!
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