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Do you want to poll my ballot box?

gammanu95
My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
I'm trying to come up with some good jokes about strippers and elections.

3 comments

  • crazyjoe
    6 years ago
    How do you keep a politician from drowning?

    Take your foot off his head
  • TheeOSU
    6 years ago
    What's the difference between strippers and politicians?
    Politicians do a better job of fucking you.
  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    I’ll just put the tip in once the curtains close! The folks you voting for are gonna fuck you anyway - might as well get used to the feeling...

    Ready for me to cast your ballot?

    I didn’t think that would work! Lol!
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