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TheOne&Only

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440 posts by TheOne&Only

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Waking up in the morning

My brain: "ah, fuck." My body: "Please don't get up yet." My penis: "This. Is. SPARTA!!!"

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 1

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I think she has begun to suspect something

My strip club habits are pretty low-key. It has mostly been when I travel for work, or my wife is. out of town to visit family. Apart from that stupid cell phone incident in 2008, she should have…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 4 25

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Dammit

Sometimes, but all too often, I mean to reject a review but absently hit publish instead.

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 1

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Just to make sure I understand Founder's intent

Groups are for people who want to discuss items in a specific group or restricted access, whereas discussions is all public groups, which are front room, politics, and Tijuana; but NOT the dressing room, verified room, or VIP.…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 1

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Best comment on "make it rain" behavior

From an outside thread: "Yes, the 'make it rain' assholes piss me off. If I had I that kind of cash, I'd be up there copping feels all night long, one dollar at time." That made me lol

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 22

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Miscommunication

After I mowed the lawn this morning, I asked my wife if she would edge the grass when she finished her coffee. Later, I walked outside to her screaming at the lawn, "Don't you dare cum yet!"

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 6

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Salma Hayek throwback video

Thank me. I'm welcome. https://www.instagram.com/p/B42pxqmJS93/?utm_source=ig_embed

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 16

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I love the UK's dailymail paper

Here's one reason why: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7677527/Iris-Law-18-showcases-incredible-figure-slips-tiny-lime-green-bikini.html#i-40515fa9ef8de572 If you want to keep things domestic and MAGA, you can't lose with egotistic: http://www.egotastic.com/anne-hathaway-topless-debut-and-other-fine-things-to-ogle-11-11-19/

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 2

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All in favor of two-way blocking comment here

Just leave a quick comment if you would like Founder to bring back two-way blocking.

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 6

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All in favor of two-way blocking comment here

Just leave a quick comment if you would like to encourage Founder to bring back 2-way blocking.

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 7

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All in favor of two-way blocking comment here

Just leave a quick comment if you would like Founder to bring back 2-way blocking.

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 4 72

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on the topic of Metallica (way, WAY off-topic)

So another poster commented that he was a fan of Metallica here: https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=69344 As a longtime fan of Metallica, it occurs to me that you need to be more specific as to which Metallica you are (or were) a fan of.…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 23

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Unicorn and other TUSCL jargon

This post got me thinking about misused Tuscl jargon: https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=69031 For me, a unicorn should not be confused with CF, an ATF, or even an 11/10. There is an extra hurdle of difficulty in finding or capturing the attention…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 10

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Would you rather

Have Amy Klobuchar sucking your dick while you DATY on Tulsi Gabbard, OR missionary style only with Tulsi's body, Warren's head, and Hillary's "Why aren't I 50 points ahead rant on high volume in the room." No closing your…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 7

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A night with this girl must be heaven on Earth

I don't know what her OTC price is, but it would be worth it https://thechive.com/2019/10/24/contorting-catwomans-got-us-a-little-scare-roused-video/?jwsource=cl

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 11

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Stripper strippershit vs customer strippershit

I was talking to a dancer in Ft. Myers who was bragging that she was dancing for the mayor of Naples in this club the other day, and that he was trying to get a couple of clubs to…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 5

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US sees STD numbers rise for 5th straight year

As the drill instructor at Ft. Benning would say, "Make sure your little Rangers are in MOPP 4". Chemsex parties have been blamed as a significant contributor to increasing HIV cases, and it is logical to conclude that they…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 2

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Port Charlotte 2AMer

Is it a 2AMer if it isn't a fatality? I've been to Emerald City once. Read the reviews. How that place is still open is an utter mystery. https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/08/16/suspect-sought-after-shooting-business-center-charlotte-county/?outputType=amp

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 1

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Clubbing during a national disaster

Was anyone in a strip club last night when the 7-pointer struck south CA, or during the 6-pointer earlier in the week? I have always wanted to experience an earthquake - to see what it is like when the…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 16

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New relationship goal

A threesome with Tulsi Gabbard and Marianne Williamson. They both looked fuckable as hell in the debates. Tulsi had a little grey highlight on the side of her head for faux experience gravitas, while it seemed that Marianne had…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 7

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Florida girl

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-squeezed-boyfriends-privates-until-they-bled-cops She's actually pretty hot. The article mentioned she had priors. I wonder if any of them included solicitation, or if it's jus boring shit like DUI and driving without insurance, Also, what kind of a pussy is…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 16

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A Fake review of TUSCL calling it a fake

A pack of lies: https://www.thenutjob.com/tuscl-net-review/ Deal with it as you see fit.

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 16

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Shrooming in the club

https://www.bing.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/1347888001 I think I'll have to add Denver and Oakland to my list of places to visit next. Time to start reading the reviews. I've shroomed once and smoked bud more times than I can remember, but never went to a…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 4

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Florida maybe creating a pimps and johns registry

https://www.tampabay.com/florida-politics/buzz/2019/05/14/florida-may-create-prostitution-registry-for-pimps-and-johns/

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 4

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Marry, fuck, and vote for

Looking at the list of declared 2020 dems, there are only three that could be determined not prohibitively ugly: Tulsi Gabbard, Kirsten Gillibrand, and Marianne Williamson. Now, I would marry and fuck Tulsi, and even vote for her if…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 3
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