Stripper nearly choked me out
gammanu95
My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
Saturday, December 8, 2018 1:25 PM
It happened again. Im sitting at the bar as a stripper walks by after getting called to the stage. She gives me the eye with a sly grin, and I smile back. Then the dancer sitting next to me with another gent reaches out and grabs a handful of her ass. This chick whips around and digs her fingers around my trachea faster than randomloser triggered by a 5am tweetstorm. The girl that did it screams "it was me!" while the she-bitch looks like she's ready to eat my soul as soon as it leaves my body. The girl dropped her grip like it never happened, did her stage set (of course, everyone was afraid to go up to her now), changed and left as soon as she was done. The next few people to come in were talking about some lady sobbing and raging inside her car out there. The manager comped me a couple of drinks and explained that she was bipolar, but had never gone past verbal altercations before. I actually feel sorry for her now.
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