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...grease a bouncer or stroke a manager?
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Normally my brain is so consumed with the guilt I feel for having failed to become Gordon Gekko, and the scheming I do of ways to make people think I'm "close enough" that they will accept me that that's all…
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What would you rate as the top moment in your strip club "career"? The one, where if you to choose only one, you would relive over and over again? For me it was the time I greased a bounce at…
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Being the only one wearing suit in a dive club so you sufficiently impress them that they let you pay them for sex. Who else could have figured that out? Only me, that's who! And in only 10 years? Who…
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Greasing bouncers is one of my favorites parts of the strip club ritual. Having failed to become Gordon Gekko, it, nevertheless, gives me a temporary rush that I am triumphant in our capitalist system. Whereas hookers who work in strip…
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My favorite suit to wear to strip clubs is the white three-piece polyester suit. I find that it is the best match for my used cars salesman personality. Wearing a suit, from a small time, makes me forget that I…
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Triumphant in our capitalist system once again! Most guys, would have taken them 300 years!
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You know, I usually don't think much about anything since I'm so hung up on trying to prove to people that I am the Gordon Gekko I know I failed to be. Alcohol usually helps drown out these negative thoughts…
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See what I did there? Yep, my "personality damage" at work again. In the past it usually takes me at last two sentences before I contradict myself, but this is a new record for me. Contradicting myself in a single…
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...But in a mere ten years I was able to figure out how to pay hookers for sex. (It's all about being the only one wearing a suit in a dive club). Pretty impressive, overall ain't it?
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In a rare moment of introspection I started to ponder why I am a SC Hound/Junkie. What fills me with the almost irresistible urge to hang out in strip joints by myself, drinking and soaking up the ladies? Why do…
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Does it?
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Ok, so you see it's like this. There are certain people who studied the matter and came to the conclusion that .08 should be the legal limit for BAC after which one should not drive. Well, let me tell you…
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Strippers or bouncers? I prefer bouncers because my success rate with strippers is so low (only 35%), but I find that bouncers are almost always willing to let me grease them. My favorite time was when I greased this one bouncer…
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...I will, however, pay strippers for sex.
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I know that I like to talk like I'm a(n internet) tough guy around here and how people should "be a real mean" and "be in control", but, lately, I've done something I've rarely ever done before. Compared my talk…
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Ha! Look Dougster I told you the stock is about to absolutely crater! They are so desperate for cash now that they have been forced to sell their planes http://finance.yahoo.com/news/ricks-cabaret-international-announces-sale-140000202.html It might have taken a year to get going but you should…
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Normally I'm so busy paying hookers for sex that that's the only thing that I have time for, but something I get a bit of free time. Like now. One of the things I like to do then is remind…
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Normally I'm so busy using my The System to pay hookers for sex that I don't have any time to think. The other day, however, I did get a few minutes to think and I came realize how lucky you…
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Yoda claims that he was not on a powertrip when he recently banned Papi from stripperweb. Just impartially enforcing the rules there he claims. If so why can't Yoda answer these three questions? He has given no answer at all…
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Hello. I am the RickyBoyDugan and I am here to selflessly teach you folks how to go about paying hookers for sex, since I am genius who can figure that out, but you folks can't. Please check out my profile for…
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