RickyBoyDugan

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  10 years ago
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  Would You Rather...

  ...grease a bouncer or stroke a manager?...
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  8 years ago

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  Cashman1234
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  10 years ago
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  OT - Medical Advice Sought

  Normally my brain is so consumed with the guilt I feel for having failed to become Gordon Gekko, and the scheming I do of ways to make people think I'm "close enough" that they...
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  Dougster
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  10 years ago
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  Favorite Moment in your Strip Club "Career"?

  What would you rate as the top moment in your strip club "career"? The one, where if you to choose only one, you would relive over and over again? For me it was the...
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  rickdugan
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  10 years ago
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  My Insights Into the Minds of Hookers Are Genius!

  Being the only one wearing suit in a dive club so you sufficiently impress them that they let you pay them for sex. Who else could have figured that out? Only me, that's who!...
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  GACA
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  10 years ago
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  How Many Bouncers Have You Greased?

  Greasing bouncers is one of my favorites parts of the strip club ritual. Having failed to become Gordon Gekko, it, nevertheless, gives me a temporary rush that I am triumphant in our capitalist system....
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  chessmaster
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  10 years ago
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  What Kind of Suit Do You Wear To The Clubs?

  My favorite suit to wear to strip clubs is the white three-piece polyester suit. I find that it is the best match for my used cars salesman personality. Wearing a suit, from a small...
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  warhawks
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  10 years ago
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  Figured Out How to Pay Hookers for Sex! (Only Took Me 10 Years!)

  Triumphant in our capitalist system once again! Most guys, would have taken them 300 years! ...
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  Dougster
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  10 years ago
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  How Come Nobody Use My System?

  You know, I usually don't think much about anything since I'm so hung up on trying to prove to people that I am the Gordon Gekko I know I failed to be. Alcohol usually...
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  Dougster
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  10 years ago
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  Just Because I'm Gay Doesn't Mean I'm Gay!

  See what I did there? Yep, my "personality damage" at work again. In the past it usually takes me at last two sentences before I contradict myself, but this is a new record for...
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  Dougster
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  10 years ago
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  Failed in the Corporate World and in My Plan to Marry into Money...

  ...But in a mere ten years I was able to figure out how to pay hookers for sex. (It's all about being the only one wearing a suit in a dive club). Pretty impressive,...
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  Dougster
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  10 years ago
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  Why do I do this?

  In a rare moment of introspection I started to ponder why I am a SC Hound/Junkie. What fills me with the almost irresistible urge to hang out in strip joints by myself, drinking and...
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  Dougster
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  10 years ago
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  Just Because I Brag About Greasing Bouncers Doesn't Mean I'm Gay!

  Does it?...
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  8 years ago

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  chessmaster
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  10 years ago
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  Real Men Drink and Drive

  Ok, so you see it's like this. There are certain people who studied the matter and came to the conclusion that .08 should be the legal limit for BAC after which one should not...
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  Dougster
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  10 years ago
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  Which Do You Prefer?

  Strippers or bouncers? I prefer bouncers because my success rate with strippers is so low (only 35%), but I find that bouncers are almost always willing to let me grease them. My favorite time was...
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  Dougster
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  10 years ago
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  I Don't Pay Hookers For Sex...

  ...I will, however, pay strippers for sex....
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  jester2I4
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  10 years ago
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  Help! I Feel Intimidated By Strippers!

  I know that I like to talk like I'm a(n internet) tough guy around here and how people should "be a real mean" and "be in control", but, lately, I've done something I've rarely...
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  GACA
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  10 years ago
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  Stocker Ticker RICK Forced to Sell Their Planes

  Ha! Look Dougster I told you the stock is about to absolutely crater! They are so desperate for cash now that they have been forced to sell their planes http://finance.yahoo.com/news/ricks-cabaret-international-announces-sale-140000202.html It might have taken a year...
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  Dougster
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  10 years ago
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  MY System; "The System"

  Normally I'm so busy paying hookers for sex that that's the only thing that I have time for, but something I get a bit of free time. Like now. One of the things I...
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  GACA
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  10 years ago
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  Without Me

  Normally I'm so busy using my The System to pay hookers for sex that I don't have any time to think. The other day, however, I did get a few minutes to think and...
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  Dougster
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  10 years ago
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  Three Question Yoda Can't Answer Re: Papi/Stripperweb Incident

  Yoda claims that he was not on a powertrip when he recently banned Papi from stripperweb. Just impartially enforcing the rules there he claims. If so why can't Yoda answer these three questions? He...
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  Dougster
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  10 years ago
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  Paying Hookers for Sex is an Accomplishment Worthy of Gordon Gekko!

  Hello. I am the RickyBoyDugan and I am here to selflessly teach you folks how to go about paying hookers for sex, since I am genius who can figure that out, but you folks...
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  san_jose_guy