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10 years ago
From my experience, dancers don't volunteer their phone number. I have to ask for it. Maybe if I was a whale, they would volunteer their number. I only spend about $60 on each dancer a week.
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
zero civvies
zero strippers
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10 years ago
I have no problem exchanging phone numbers to keep up with their schedules. Never had any bad experiences.
My current favorite won't give me her digits though, so I have to take a gamble and hope that she's working that day. She says I have to buy CR to get her digits. I refuse to pay $600 for CR plus $500 for 1 hr of her time. I am not that stupid, I always keep in mind what Chris Rock says, "there's no sex in the champagne room"
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10 years ago
She looks good but needs to wax that butt crack.
Would not want to be around if she farts and that butt plug/jewelry shoots out like a bullet
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10 years ago
It would be funny if the drug dealers had to pay a house fee to Jaguars to be able to deal there. Maybe it was a desperate attempt to come up with money to settle the lawsuit with the strippers.
If I am not mistaken, waitresses and bar staff are treated as employees and get a small check. It's time to treat the strippers the same way
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10 years ago
Yeah, the drug dealing must have been rampant if they caught 15. I saw people doing lines of cocaine my first night there at the rave. Jaguars' staff must have known what was going on. I have yet to see anyone get extras at a strip club. I guess they are more discreet than the drug dealers and users.
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10 years ago
Mexico is a nice place to visit but not to live in. I have only seen the Mexican border with Texas and it's a disgrace. I can't speak for the rest of the border because I have not seen it, but I image it's the same shit. I have driven around in Mexico and it's a beautiful country with very diverse landscapes. It's a shame that corruption and safety concerns prevent people from visiting at all or more often.
I have encountered gorgeous ladies in and out of the strip club and when I ask them where they are from, the most common answer is northern Mexico states. That tells me there's quite a few talent is northern Mexico. I have thought about doing an extensive tour of northern Mexico, but for now I am happy with all the norteña ladies here in Texas.
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10 years ago
LOL! Thanks shadow
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10 years ago
I thought I was reading SJG on crack
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10 years ago
Yep. That's what I have encountered. Most waitresses and dancers claim to be in nursing school or taking real estate courses
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10 years ago
Bravo! Tusclers are a talented bunch.
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10 years ago
Wow Jerikson, you really surprised me with your reply. It's remarkable how everything you said is spot on. I am not "White" though. I am a Latin guy who looks "White". You have some psychic abilities going on.
It really helps to get another person's opinion. I agree with you, something is wrong with me. I need to see a therapist to figure it out.
I don't have much experience with attracting women. My reason for going to strip clubs is to be more comfortable around women and practice by interacting with them. I figured this would be better than going to a regular bar. I would not stand a chance there.
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10 years ago
I always thought it was fecal particles, dingleberries or skidmarks from dancers grinding. I hope all dancers wipe their ass with wet wipes because toilet paper alone is not enough.
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10 years ago
Welcome back! Who cares if your stories are made up. At least they are entertaining and well written.
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10 years ago
I would add Papi Chulo to the HOF and all the annoying trolls that clutter the board with crap to the HOS.
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11 years ago
Yep, that was good Slick.
So I have an update. I texted her Monday asking about her schedule for the week. To my surprise, she replied immediately. Apologized for not getting back to me saying that she had been out of the country. I will give her the benefit of the doubt given that it was spring break. She said that she was heading to the nude club. I did not reply back, I just finished my work at the office.
After dinner, I headed to the nude club and she came up on stage 10 minutes after I got there. I tipped her $5 and asked to come get me after she was finished. After freshening up, she came and got me. I spent $200 and tipped $20. She seemed happy.
So I got my wish of seeing this stripper nude. I can move on. Sometimes it's just a matter of luck in catching strippers at the right time.
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11 years ago
I have learned the hard way not to address women you are not in a relationship with as babe, baby, honey, beautiful, etc. For some reason, it creeps them out. I just address strippers by their stage name.
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11 years ago
Thanks for the advice, gentlemen.
@Dolfan - Yes, easier said than done. Especially after she flashed her kitty during the dances and it looked like the one in the ad picture above your post. Innie pussy is hard to come by and I want to see her in her birthday suit at the nude club.
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11 years ago
I understand why civies are flakes, but I did not expect that from a stripper who's getting compensation out of the deal. I guess women are flakes, no matter her line of work.
That's OK. I got a plan B. I got intel from reading the club reviews here, that another beautiful latina I never approached for a dance is now working day shifts at the topless club. If it wasn't for TUSCL, I would have never found out.
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6 years ago
Papi is right. I only know of two legit Eastern European women dancers there. Baby Dolls has an abundance of Cuban dancers.
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6 years ago
Nice review, Maltismo. Yeah some dancers will hang out with you if you have a hookah at your table or if you bring liquor. Crown Apple is their favorite. I would say it’s worth it.
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8 years ago
Him?
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8 years ago
Claudia is Colombian. She has a pretty face and a nice ass. Got better than average dances with her.
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8 years ago
Sounds like a very expensive night.
The VIP rooms upstairs are $650
A stripper typically wants at a minimum $400 per hour. Even more when going to the VIP rooms.
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8 years ago
I recognize Shannon. She's like an Amazon woman.
In my experience, the first dance is just teasing. Grinding does not happen until the third song. Dancers prefer the chairs upstairs than behind the main stage.