Comments by sflguy123 (page 9)

And why are the strippers on crutches?

Text my CF I will be there tonight, mostly Wed night. Arrive at approx 7pm before it gets to busy. Jerk off a few times prior so I don't LDK to soon. Hopefully my CF is not to occupied when I arrive. I tend to get jealous. I sit at a spot we both are aware of. When my CF is free eye contact is made and I know what that means. I make my way to the bathroom. Stall #2. Within 10 minutes we are both going back and forth sucking each others dick. Yep that Miguel and I are a natural fit. :)

If it to good to be true... Fake story, that site appears to be about fake stories like this one: http://now8news.com/kim-kanye-announce-its-a-baby-boy/ About Kim and Kanye getting their newborn child a sex change. That site reminds me of the old Weekly World News tabloid which had bigfoot, alien and elvis stories.

One of the donut shops isn't far from me. Actually on my alternate route to the gym. Should I go in there and make it rain on the cashier than grap her tits?

^ Well since ur right hand is freed up! :)

I have one(I got the Betty White model). I haven't used it recently, in years. It works and feels good but the biggest problem is you have to clean it after each use and when using it you have to lube it often. Obviously it's not self lubing. P.S. I'm willing to sell it to the highest bidder here. Only been used 5,243,031 times.

I wasn't looking for it. It was retweeted today by a pornstar(Teanna Trump) I follow. It has 4,100 retweets since 9/28/15.

The first pic sucked but all the others were hot! :O

That's clearly not concrete, look how easy she is holding/lifting it. It looks like styrofoam.

I can't see him winning or even being the GOP nom. But I do see him with a show on Fox News given how he is a ratings draw. I mean they actually gave Huckabee a show. And made Palin a correspondent or something.

This explains why I can't find a women's g-spot. I'm in the general area but then she tells me to make a right at her Volvo and I get lost! :)

Is this the sister club of my fav place Dix on Chix? lol

The missing info is how did he get 3 females to join him? Whenever I drive naked they run the other way.

I keep missing my face which pisses me off even more!

Yes, I think she's still in the trunk. Doesn't seem bang on the trunk anymore and kinda smells back there. Maybe I'll check on her someday. :O

I saw Racquel Darrian at the old Tootsies. Her husband was there too. Normally guys would throw dollar bills onto the stage during the features(this was b/f making it rain existed). B/f Racquel came on stage the DJ said not to throw money on stage but to hand it to her. Of course this was opposite of SOP and some guys probably weren't paying attention. Those who threw money got a talking to.

Mike Tyson seemed to be the #1 name. You can add me to that list as I saw him when he was in Miami training for his last or one of his last fights. It was at the old Tootsies. I've also seen Dan Marino with other Dolphin players at Vegas Cabaret. Scotty Pippen at Cheetahs. ESPN's Hank Goldberg a few times at Miami Gold. Jermaine Dupri when he was dating Janet Jackson at Tootsies.

They got in late b/c they were reading Papi's reviews of the clubs in TX were they play next. :)

So the home team has no curfew but since the away team is all staying in a hotel they have a curfew? A Detroit player can stay out until 6am and be ok.

Fuck me since the original post mentioned stripclubs in the Detroit area and then the second post mentioned Detroit players it got in my head they were Detroit players. I'm a Steelers fan so I overlooked they were players from the away team.

It was a home game for Detroit so don't the players stay at their homes? So how do they know if each player is home and at what time?

I'd take Sarah Hyland over her but she's prettier than Giselle who I think looks like a giraffe.

I believe reviews s/b unique to that persons style so no advice except if you got dances on ur visit include some details on that and more detail on what the girls looked like. "(even after indoor prostitution became illegal in RI)" It used to be legal? So if it's outdoor is it still legal?

I find it strange when they post pics of them getting fucked and such. I know they do porn but it's still weird to me.

If that guy really fell for that he better hope he never gets any emails about winning $1,000,000.