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Memorable experiences during feature shows.

rl27

Ohio

There has been several posts the last month or so talking about feature dancers. Generally feature acts are a waste of space but there can be a few memorable times, such as a something hilarious that happened, a time when the club really screwed up, to a very good private time with a feature dancer to the worst feature dancer you ever saw. Here are a few I remember, including one I posted on in another post.

The most hilarious so far, happened at Columbus Gold, which is currently Scores. CG hosted the then manager's feature dancer wife as "The Ultimate Hardbody." Unfortunately for the club, four very hard bodied dancers at the club, all of whom were a lot hotter than the feature. At least half the customers that day were in town to see the Arnold Fitness Expo and decided to stop afterward to see the "hot fitness model" naked. When the feature showed up the mostly very drunk customers quickly booed her, and kept calling for her to leave and for the club to bring up the four real hardbodies in her place. While this was going I was in back with one of the four real hardbody dancers, a Czech body builder and we had a really fun time laughing at the spectacle on the main floor. When we went back to the main floor after things calmed down the club had really emptied out.

The best time ever I had with a feature act was with Porn star Victoria Paris at the Crazy Horse in Cleveland. During the meet and greet after her show I asked how much a dance was. She wasn't sure and asked one of the dancers how much dances were at the club, which.were $15 at the time. She thought about it a bit, and offered three songs for $50, a polaroid and either a signed copy of two of her posters or one of her videos. I agreed and had a very good dance, better than most of the local dancers. After her meet and greet she stopped by and sat at my table and we talked a lot. Other than when she was on stage or in the dressing room getting ready for the next show she was either at my table or we were in the back getting 3 for 40, or 3 for 50 and a video dances. In the three hours in the club I went back three times, and ended up with 3 signed videos.

The worst ever was Racquel Darrian. Her steroided out pornstar husband / manager acted as her personal security. Physically pushing down into the seats any guy who stood up around the stage during her show other than to tip her, and those who tipped her couldn't stand there more than three seconds after giving her the dollar before he pushed them out of the way. If you got a polaroid after you had to contend with that idiot glaring at you if you even so much as put your arm around her. You had to just stand next to her, smiling. One guy decided to get a lap dance from her and the overprotective idiot followed them both to the back while they danced. I can imagine the poor sucker getting a dance from her contending with her stupid husband glaring at him and constantly pushing his hands away while she gave a dance.

What are some other memorable experiences people have had during a feature act?