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9 years ago
"if they charged $10 a minute, I'd only be into them for $50"
Quit bragging, they'd have to break a $20 for me. :(
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9 years ago
I forget to mention $1200 for a whole night isn't even a lot.
A typical escort in S FL is $160-250 per hour. If you want her to stay the night you're looking at paying probably close to $1200 and that is for a average girl. If it's an option, most probably won't do that unless they know you.
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9 years ago
#10 made $1200 per NIGHT.
From my time on TER years ago, a low end pornstar charges $1000 per HOUR. Others charge $5-10k per hour. Again this is per hour. So the per night fees would be significantly higher.
Do they not count as escorts?
Plus getting accurate rates on an illegal activity would be highly suspect. There's probably a ton out there UTR.
I'm still saving my pennies for Snookie.
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9 years ago
This post all kinds of confuses me. A lap dance on a high bar stool? Totally naked?
Maybe it was a table dance which turned into a lap dance.
At most clubs in S FL if the dance is at a bar stool it will be a table dance hence s/b all nude and the girl won't get on you. Table dances are cheaper than lap dances and the club gets no cut so getting effectively a lap dance at table dance prices is a good deal.
A few black clubs here will do naked lap dances for $10 instead of $5 table dance prices.
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9 years ago
So that explains my nickname: Weebles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq0OQBdIhsc
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9 years ago
Some clubs don't replace their beat up furniture very often.
I've sat in many a bar stool or chair that had lose legs or was very wobbly.
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9 years ago
And here I thought it was pootie tang is a honky cracker?
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9 years ago
What kind of loser club still does features.
This doesn't seem to be a thing anymore in S FL.
I looked in the lastest Xcitment mag which is like 80% stripclub ads and saw no feature's mentioned in any of the ads. Though I noticed in the few articles there might have been one at Cheetahs and a pole dancing champion at another.
Years ago Tootsies used to be heavy into features but I don't think they do them anymore. At least nothing I can find about them on their website.
T's Lounge also was heavy into features. They recently changed mgmt and names to Ultra. I've never been there but it gets average reviews and the features didn't seem to make it ever special.
The failed Pink Pony Pompano reopened as Crazy Horse and went heavy into Z-list celeb appearances. Including Mama BooBoo, a Jersey Shore reject, teen mom/porn person Farrah Abraham and even Scott Disick was scheduled b/f he went into rehab. It didn't help and the club closed after a few months.
The thing I noticed being advertised in Xcitment was PPV fights and football. Some clubs also have rappers perform(the heavily black clubs)
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9 years ago
The kid in the first video got on Tosh.0.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za43EnL2Z2U
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9 years ago
Ho Depot
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9 years ago
^ Another thing I didn't know!
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9 years ago
Kill strippers after I earn their trust. :O
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9 years ago
Is there anything on there?
I used to check that site out but it's a ghost town now.
I wish there was another stripclub related site! lol
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9 years ago
This stock keeps going up. It was under $2 last Tuesday and it is now $40.
That's 2000% in under a week.
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9 years ago
Could be worse my name is Suc Dat Dck.
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9 years ago
Being on the wrong side of a short is the worst. I had a similar thing happen to me with Expedia and another travel site years ago.
I lost 200% of my short. It didn't happen overnight but over a period when those stocks wouldn't go down.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
This used to happen a lot for me. Mainly at low mileage places where the girl will grab my cock over clothes near the end of the song to get another dance.
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9 years ago
$600 for several lap dances! Is she a ROB?
I remember way back when Trisha Uptown featured at Tootsies(the old location) and I asked her how much a dance was. I forgot the amount but it was obscene and I passed.
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9 years ago
I don't buy candy bars anymore b/c as Papi pointed out they are so damn expensive. A candy bar was 25 cents when I was a kid.
I stock up on chocolate during specials b/c I'm an addict . Either get some peanut butter and crispy M&Ms medium sizes bags when BOGO at Publix. Or the bags of Dove chocolate when BOGO. I also like the mini sizes of various chocolates.
Another good deal is going to Target after a holiday and getting the discounted leftover candy(30% off then 50% off).
I got a big Halloween chocolate bag at ALDIs after Halloween for only $2.25. It was 100 snack size pieces of chocolate. Whoopers, KitKat, Hershey chocolate and Peanut Butter cups. I was curious if it was equal parts each so I counted them out(I actually had 102 pieces). It was half whoopers, about 20 each of the hershey and kitkat and only 10 peanut butter cups. Still a great deal.
I am addicted to chocolate like Papi is addicted to chocolate of a different sort. I have some every day so I stock up on the bargains.
To answer the question I'd probably go with Twix also. But like variety. I'm into Reese Pieces right now.
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9 years ago
It'd be ironic if he exposed pornstars to HIV.
I remember when Amy Whinehouse died reading a comment from someone that they were shocked but not surprised.
Well I'm neither shocked or surprised in this case.
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9 years ago
IMHO his reviews lack details. lol
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I have an inside source and they totally caught him and video taped it all.
But an intern left the cage unlocked one night and he got out and before he left he distroyed all the video tape. He also stole someones iPhone.
So expect a sequel.
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9 years ago
Pretty face but the rest is more Papi's style.
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Do they have wifi?
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9 years ago
I got the following text and went to the police with it. Clearly at kinds of illegal activity here. I'm not sure what's what with grandma.
"Lets go2 McD get BMac and a coke. Then c Ted2 eat some snowcaps."