Comments by iknowbetter (page 3)

Don’t overthink it. Strippers are known to be unstable and irrational at times. Don’t call or text her. Next time you see her in the club act like nothing ever happened. Ask her for a dance, or VIP, or whatever it is you want to do. See how she reacts. If she avoids you or blows up again, then move on to someone else and consider yourself lucky. The flip side of this situation and personality type is the ATF who becomes overly possessive and makes a scene when you want to get with another dancer.

Never Forget gets harder every year that goes by. Nearly a quarter of the US population was not alive yet on 9/11/01, so it’s important to remind ourselves that there are a lot of people around the world who absolutely hate America, who would do anything to hurt us if given the opportunity. When I say things like this around my kids, they accuse me of being racist, but they don’t remember 9/11/01. Never Forget.

I have to say, fully naked or with pants pulled down, I hate the idea of my bare ass on the upholstered furniture in the VIP. I can only imagine what this looks like with the lights on.

This post sounds like a lot of grouchy old man grumbling about how stupid the younger people are these days. It would be sad if it wasn’t so true. I can remember my dad saying these things 40 years ago, and complaining about clerks not being able to make change. Just remember, this is who’s going to be paying your social security.

Living in Miami I can’t escape the reggaeton. Every song, same beat. Every song.

Is $10/dance typical for Atlanta? We’re paying $25 or $30 in Florida.

Childcare is how you explain the difference between Democrats and Republicans: Democrat = Tax people more so the government can provide free childcare. Republican = Let people keep more of their money so they can afford to pay for their own childcare.

The irony and absurdity of out of shape middle aged guys judging super fit women on their abs isn’t lost on me, but I’ll still chime in… I like a flat, toned stomach, but too chiseled and too defined isn’t attractive to me. I think Ishmael had it right, find her between competitions, when she has softened back up a bit to a normal, healthy BMI.

They probably ARE dancers in Miami. Look around and you might be able to pick them up ITC. I’ve never ordered an escort from a website, but I expect you’d be disappointed that the girl who shows up doesn’t look like the overly retouched glamor shots on her profile.

Sounds like you scored at the convenience stores and fast food, but how’d it go at the tiddy bar? I have occasionally paid for items for others at the grocery store, but out of impatience more than kindness.

Porn stars as feature dancers seems like more a thing of the past, like back in the 90’s. But here in Miami I have experienced the opposite - VIP from random dancers who it turns out have a fairly impressive porn resume.

As a general rule, country music doesn’t go over well at the strip club. However one of the hottest stage shows I ever saw was a really sexy faux masturbation performance to “Black Velvet” by Allanah Myles, which got lots of airtime on the country stations back in the day.

It happens. Sometimes it’s just an off day, a bad shift, or you’re just not feeling it. Nothing wrong with cutting your losses and checking out another club - especially in the afternoon, when there’s no cover.

I expect the novelty will eventually wear off, and you’ll be able to fall into a more healthy and sustainable pace. I think of south Florida strip clubs like the beach. I live near the beach, but I rarely go to the beach. However, I love that fact knowing it’s nearby for whenever I want to go.

Only way to know is to try it out. Otherwise she’ll stop texting and lose interest if she can’t convert. $500 is a little pricey for OTC, so I’d assume everything (or nearly everything) is on the menu. My first couple of OTC experiences I thought I needed 2 or 3 hours. But I eventually realized that I really only need less than 1 hr since once we’re done fucking, it’s time for her to leave, so I can take a shower and a nap.

Baby D- How long has this relationship been going on? I’ll be interested to hear how this end up. You might be the one to beat the odds and actually have a decent, meaningful relationship, and I really hope you do. But more likely you’ll get sucked into a world of drama and bad choices that you’ll need to extract yourself from. Keep us all posted.

Based on my small sample size of exactly one, I will say that there are real physical and psychological changes that a woman goes through when she reaches menopause. I’m sure this is different for every woman, but my wife completely lost interest in any type of intimacy sometime around age 50.

When I was a younger, single man, I had a friend that was so loyal, he would go out and get two blow jobs and bring one home to me.

My worst nightmare. I would hate to be in a strip club when something like this happens. Selfishly, not for concern for the victim(s), but for myself, having to be detained, ID’d, and questioned by police. It’s shit like this that’s going to ruin the hobby for all of us.

I believe the original question was “why don’t guys take the hint to pull their dick out?” To me it’s simple, in non-extras clubs, they don’t think it’s allowed, and in extras clubs, like we have here in SoFla, the second the dick comes out, there’s a $200 premium tacked on to the price of the dance (not mentioning any names, Cheetah Hallandale). So instead of worrying about interpreting hints, just discuss it beforehand in simple English (or Spanish). Here’s what I’d like to do, and this is what it’s going to cost. Goes a long way toward avoiding misunderstanding later.

Not a particularly good review, but welcome to SoFla strip clubs. Sounds like a lot of first timer enthusiasm, because there are better choices nearby.

I have been to Tootsies twice within the last 3 months. I have never been asked if I was a cop, and I have never been asked about coke, or any other drugs for that matter. Pricing of $200 to the house and $700 to the girl could be accurate. I have been quoted $500 and $600 recently from dancers, but never from a waitress. Tootsies too expensive for me to partake in VIP, but I will get a $26 lap dance if I see someone I like.

Tame dances at Hallandale are an anomaly. Not sure where you went wrong, but a lot goes on in that $25 lap room on a regular basis.

Pre-Covid there were 2 Asian girls working at DD. Haven’t seen either since.

I know it sounds hypocritical, but I would never wear a strip club tee shirt in public. In fact, I’d never bring one home. Back in the day when they had tee shirt promotions, I would leave it at the club.